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Song Parodies -> "Breast Implants"

Original Song Title:

"Alcohol"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Brad Paisley

Parody Song Title:

"Breast Implants"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

Like the famous chemical of TOS, these artificial devices have had a noticeable effect on human behavior, especially of the male human.
We can make any woman shapely
We can make men believe in a lie
We make you look like a gal with boobies twice your size
Well, we've been known to cause a few an hang-ups
And we've been known to cause a few births
Well, we can help you find friends, or get a new line of work

And since the day we were invented
Women have been enhanced
Been making some gals lots of big money
Because the guys watch them dance
Well, you were small-busted in high school
But now you put guys in a trance
You had some of the best times because you invested in two
Breast implants, breast implants

We have given some men tunnel vision*
And we've put strange new words in their speech
Made you look good in naked pictures of you at the beach
We're made of polysiloxanes
Or just water that's filled up with salt
And we'll bet you a drink or two, when they stare at you
You will say it's all our fault

And since the day we were invented
Women have been enhanced
We've been making big fools of the guys around you
Because they want you to dance
You know that we encapsulate poison
We can lift you up for new romance
You had some of the best times because you invested in two
Breast implants

And since the day we were invented
Women have been enhanced
Been making some gals lots of big money
(As they guys watch them dance)
Yeah, you were small-busted in high school
But now you put guys in a trance
You had some of the best times because you invested in your
Breast implants

Breast implants
(Na na na na na na na) breast implants
(Na na na na na na na) breast implants
[repeat and fade]
* Refers to the tendency of some men to be unable to notice anything else when entranced by female endowments (or their artificial substitute).

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