Since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France.

I want to check you for ticks.

She's a bubble bath and candles.

I helped Hemingway write like he did.

I'm medicine and I am poison.

The whole song is hilarious, making fun of the dumb things celebs do.

In the song, Brad thinks the best way to drown is in the rain. Before the 2nd chorus starts, I always say 'Brad, just do what the turkeys do. Look up with your mouth open in a rainstorm if you want to drown out there.' Thousands of wild turkeys die that way in the US every year because the water fills their lungs!

Bottles don't have triggers! At least not if they're talking about a whiskey bottle, as everything about the song would strongly suggest. Of course, maybe they could be talking about a spray bottle like a Windex bottle, for example. If that is the case, then I hope the Windex was good for her, like in the movie "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"! But no amount of speculation I can come up with will come close to justifying the endless repetitions of this song that karaoke places are currrently dragging their audiences through!

The last time I checked yours isn't pronounced yurse. Close, but no cigar.

Old Crow Whiskey and 7UP pop

Hula Popper lead fishing lures

"Right Time Of The Night" by Jennifer Warnes

"Dixieland Delight" by Alabama

From the Cars soundtrack

Mentions Memphis, TN The song also later mentions Salisaw, OK