I saw you on the street earlier
And I noticed you were growin' a beard.
Also noticed
That you have also been growing your hair.
I figured out you're a hippie.
When was the last time you shaved?
Hey I wonder, 'cause it's been several months
And you need to shave.

I know you're a hippie
But nevertheless I still want to say to you

Please don't be weird.
And please get rid of that beard.
I hope someday you'll get a haircut.
Your hair should not be shoulder-length.
But most of all, I wish you'd shave.

Well dude you are only sixteen.
You're too young to have a beard.
Shave it off
Unitl you're twenty, 'cause it just looks weird.

I know that you've become a hippie
But the hippie movement is long gone.
Deal with it.
It's over and the world's moved on.

I don't see why you're holdin' on
But now I know why I just keep wanting to tell you

Please don't be weird.
And please get rid of that beard.
I hope someday you'll get a haircut.
Your hair should not be shoulder-length.
But most of all, I wish you'd shave.

I hope someday you'll get a haircut.
Your hair should not be shoulder-length.
But most of all, I wish you'd shave.

I wish you'd shave.