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Song Parodies -> "Hicks"

Original Song Title:

"Ticks"

Original Performer:

Brad Paisley

Parody Song Title:

"Hicks"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

What can I say? I been listening to country music all day
1st Verse
You say your neighbors are a trip?
They’re from another atmosphere?
They sit all day, just takin’ sips
From the bottles of their beer
They keep their grandma in the back
Their dogs are living back there too
And grandpa walks around the front porch
In his dirty underoos

Pre Chorus

Hey, that gives me an idea
What your problem might be
Them folks are from the country
And so, it seems to me

Chorus

They’re probably drinkin’
Big jugs of moonshine
They brought it with them, from
Way back in the sticks
Weeds in the front yard
Instead of nice flowers
You got a bad case of hicks.
(Oh, I'd say that’s a bad case of hicks)
(Come on)

2nd Verse

They probably wear their camo gear
Whenever they go out to hunt
They parked a trailer in the back
And parked a dead car in the front
And that dead car ain’t got no wheels
It just sits there, on blocks and rims
And right next to it is a blow-up pool
And a water hose…so they can swim

Pre Chorus

And they always have a smile
With them summer teeth they’ve got
That’s a simple way of saying
Some ‘er there, and some ‘er not

Chorus

They’re probably drinkin’
Big jugs of moonshine
They brought it with them, from
Way back in the sticks
Weeds in the front yard
Instead of nice flowers
You got a bad case of hicks.
(Oh, I'd say that’s a bad case of hicks)
(Come on)


Bridge

Now oooh, you never know where one might be
And oooh, their yard is overgrown with weeds

Chorus

They’re probably drinkin’
Big jugs of moonshine
They brought it with them, from
Way back in the sticks
Weeds in the front yard
Instead of nice flowers
You got a bad case of hicks.

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Brit - July 05, 2007 - Report this comment
haha. this is great! i love it. nice job
Git-Fiddle Picker - January 31, 2009 - Report this comment
The is pretty funny, but I had an idea for a parody of this song where instead of saying "I'd like to check you for ticks" it would be "I'd like to check you for dicks". What do y'all think of that? :)
UnKnownVO - February 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Checking 'Chicks for ticks' is truly a passe line, sir !

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