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Song Parodies -> "I Am The Beerman"

Original Song Title:

"I Am The Walrus"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Am The Beerman"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

Pretty self-explanatory, except for the brand names from central Europe. Martiner and Zlaty Bazant (ZLAH-tee BAH-zahnt) are from Slovakia, while Zywiec (ZHIV-yets) and Okocim (oh-KOH-cheem) are from Poland. Speaking of which, as they say in Poland, na zdrowie!
Heineken and Miller Light, Corona, Busch,
These brands we drink together
Find us a bar, drink beer from a jar, this one's on me
I'm buying

Sitting on a bar stool, waiting for another round
Corporation pub crawl, man, I love this happy
Hour, I've been a naughty boy, my glass is empty now
I am the drinker, we are the drinkers
I am the beer man, chug-chug-a-lug

Mister city p'liceman standing
Ugly drunkards in a lineup row
See how they fall like pins hit by a ball, see how they drop
I'm sighing, no lying
I'm sighing, no lying

Foamy little bubbles, that's what gives the beer its head
Sitting in a beer joint, such a friendly waitress
Nothing like a pretty girl who wears her skirt so short
I am the drinker, we are the drinkers
I am the beer man, chug-chug-a-lug

Sitting in an English tavern waiting for some ale
You can get yourself a black and tan
By mixing Harp and Guiness stout
I am the drinker, we are the drinkers
I am the beer man, chug-chug-a-lug

Martiner and Zlaty Bazant
Zywiec and Okocim, I like, too
Travel around, more beers I have found
I'll drink them all
I'm trying

Take some malted barley, mix it with the choicest hops
Use the coldest water flowing from the Rockies
Man, they just arrested Coors for driving while he's drunk
I am the drinker, we are the drinkers
I am the beer man, chug-chug-a-lug ch'chug-chug-a-lug
Chug-chug-a-lug ch'chug-chug-a-lug
(repeat until thoroughly plastered)

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Pacing: 5.0
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The Charnstar - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Truly... an ode to true men... 5-5-5
Rick C - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll drink to this one, Steve. Excellent pacing here. 555
Meriadoc - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
This was great! (And even if it wasn't, I'd still give ya 5's just for using the word "beer joint" - hee hee; you're not from Ohio, are ya?)
Steve K. - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
No, Mer, I'm not from Ohio. Is there some Ohioan definition of "beer joint" that I might be unaware of?
alvin rhodes - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
chug chug a lug right back atcha...great write
Stuart McArthur - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
fabulous - this would now be my favourite one of yours Steve - and I didn't know that about Mr Coors - I loved his beer when I was in the US - 555
John Barry - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
A foamy toast! 555
Michael Pacholek - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Sto lat! (For mentioning Poland's ways of making Germany jealous.)
Meriadoc - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Steve, no, it is just that 'beer joint' is the normal everyday term for a bar in Ohio, at least among the over 50s crowd. It's sorta in there with 'pop', 'davenport' and going 'down celler'... :-)
Agrimorfee - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
One of the best "Walrus" parodies I've encountered. I would encourage you to enter Song of The Month with this one. Paces great, much laughing! 555

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