Heineken and Miller Light, Corona, Busch,
These brands we drink together
Find us a bar, drink beer from a jar, this one's on me
I'm buying

Sitting on a bar stool, waiting for another round
Corporation pub crawl, man, I love this happy
Hour, I've been a naughty boy, my glass is empty now
I am the drinker, we are the drinkers
I am the beer man, chug-chug-a-lug

Mister city p'liceman standing
Ugly drunkards in a lineup row
See how they fall like pins hit by a ball, see how they drop
I'm sighing, no lying
I'm sighing, no lying

Foamy little bubbles, that's what gives the beer its head
Sitting in a beer joint, such a friendly waitress
Nothing like a pretty girl who wears her skirt so short
I am the drinker, we are the drinkers
I am the beer man, chug-chug-a-lug

Sitting in an English tavern waiting for some ale
You can get yourself a black and tan
By mixing Harp and Guiness stout
I am the drinker, we are the drinkers
I am the beer man, chug-chug-a-lug

Martiner and Zlaty Bazant
Zywiec and Okocim, I like, too
Travel around, more beers I have found
I'll drink them all
I'm trying

Take some malted barley, mix it with the choicest hops
Use the coldest water flowing from the Rockies
Man, they just arrested Coors for driving while he's drunk
I am the drinker, we are the drinkers
I am the beer man, chug-chug-a-lug ch'chug-chug-a-lug
Chug-chug-a-lug ch'chug-chug-a-lug
(repeat until thoroughly plastered)