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Song Parodies -> "Diet Coke"
Original Song Title:
"Edelweiss"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cast Of 'The Sound Of Music'
Parody Song Title:
"Diet Coke"
Parody Written by:
Steve Kalafut
The Lyrics
My attempt to keep the Edelweiss trend going
Diet Coke, Diet Coke
You'll drink some just to taste it
Not a joke, thirsty bloke
You will not want to waste it
Lemon or lime or vanilla, too
Caffeine, or without it
Lucky stroke, taste buds soak
There ain't no doubt about it
Pour me some Diet Coke
Any flavor, I'll try it
Eat a pig in a poke
Wash it down with a Diet
No saccharine, it's aspartame now
Find it at your food store
I'll buy more Diet Coke
That's what I'm in the mood for
You'll drink some just to taste it
Not a joke, thirsty bloke
You will not want to waste it
Lemon or lime or vanilla, too
Caffeine, or without it
Lucky stroke, taste buds soak
There ain't no doubt about it
Pour me some Diet Coke
Any flavor, I'll try it
Eat a pig in a poke
Wash it down with a Diet
No saccharine, it's aspartame now
Find it at your food store
I'll buy more Diet Coke
That's what I'm in the mood for
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Good parody. Nicely paced.
Nicely written, Steve! 5-4-4.
I love Diet Coke. This is awesome!
you just about covered it
I'm totally addicted! Excellent job!
Great pacing, great parody.
C'mon folks--"Eat a pig, in a poke" WHATTT??!!! This sucks!! And Steve, I'll bet (I hope!!) you KNOW it!! No vote, but would've been 1s, no dought here!.
Umm-- that wud B: "no doubt"
Finally, a parody about something I live on!
Hey, I like the song. But I don't like diet coke. Anywho, I'll get to the point. The point is: 555! Nice Job. Keep up the good work.
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