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Song Parodies -> "Diet Coke"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Cast Of 'The Sound Of Music'

Parody Song Title:

"Diet Coke"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

My attempt to keep the Edelweiss trend going
Diet Coke, Diet Coke
You'll drink some just to taste it
Not a joke, thirsty bloke
You will not want to waste it

Lemon or lime or vanilla, too
Caffeine, or without it
Lucky stroke, taste buds soak
There ain't no doubt about it

Pour me some Diet Coke
Any flavor, I'll try it
Eat a pig in a poke
Wash it down with a Diet

No saccharine, it's aspartame now
Find it at your food store
I'll buy more Diet Coke
That's what I'm in the mood for

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.0
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   1

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Adagio - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody. Nicely paced.
EmiLoca - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Nicely written, Steve! 5-4-4.
Ashkicksass - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I love Diet Coke. This is awesome!
Royce Miller - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
you just about covered it
Arwen - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm totally addicted! Excellent job!
Johnny D - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Great pacing, great parody.
Gimme a Break Already! - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
C'mon folks--"Eat a pig, in a poke" WHATTT??!!! This sucks!! And Steve, I'll bet (I hope!!) you KNOW it!! No vote, but would've been 1s, no dought here!.
Gimme2 - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Umm-- that wud B: "no doubt"
Kat - January 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Finally, a parody about something I live on!
Leprechaun - November 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, I like the song. But I don't like diet coke. Anywho, I'll get to the point. The point is: 555! Nice Job. Keep up the good work.

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