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Steve Kalafut

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Some fun at the expense of the NY congressman, in the news for a pic posted on Twitter, which for a while he claimed he wasn't sure if it was of his own common-noun namesake. The intended recipient, as well as other women he has sent Tweets or Direct Messages to, are said to be much younger than himself.
Weiner, now sir, is that your weiner?
Well, did you tweet a pic of your junk? Oh no!
I said Weiner, not sure if that's your weiner
Well don't you know your own body parts? Oh no!
You said, "Yeah, right - it's a hack, a joke, a prank it is"
You say, well you say, you can't be sure if it's you
Now, you've got some 'splainin' to do

Weiner, a congressman named Weiner
Well, did you put your junk in a tweet? Oh no!
I say, "Yeah right - a disgrace, a shame, a sin it is"
I say, well I say, it's unbecoming of you,
It was something stupid to do.

Yeah, whip it out, you did

If I could see something
Don't want to see no part of you, sir
If you could tweet someone
Why are you messaging college-age girls?
If you can tweet something
If they can tweet something
If you can tweet anything
Why'd it have to be the bulge in your shorts?

Get a life, you're in Congress
Got a wife, she should be enough
If you lied, Mr. Weiner,
Go, go, go, go, go resign...

(Sir, if you lied, please resign) [repeat]

Weiner, please put away your weiner
Well, you've been led by your little head, oh no!
I said Weiner, be careful with your weiner
Well, you gotta stop losing your head, oh no!
Oh no!

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