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Song Parodies -> "Take The Stud"

Original Song Title:

"Leave The Pieces"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Wreckers

Parody Song Title:

"Take The Stud"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

The Wreckers are the country-singing duet of Michelle Branch and Jessica Harp. In some scenes of their video for TOS, the otherwise very attractive Ms Harp (she's the blonde) wears a piece of jewelry in a place that isn't too common for country singers. Pronounce "jewelry" as two syllables, like "jool-ry". Ms. Branch (the brunette) has even appeared in certain mens' magazines.
I don't know why you need it
But you're not too afraid to try one out
Jessie, it's that diamond stud
It's what you wear on your nose
I say you look better without
Any jewel out in front
Now earrings are okay, but that's
As far as it goes

Yeah you sound good and you look fine
You're easy on both ears and eyes
There's just one thing that's kinda gross
There's something you should do today
We're gonna look at you anyway
So please, take the stud out from your nose

Now you can go for the fashions
You two gals look good enough
To wear anything you want
And you'll be turning heads
When I'm watching you
You look as good as you sound
I can't take my eyes away
But there's one thing I dread

Yeah you sound good and you look fine
You're easy on both ears and eyes
There's just one thing that's kinda gross
There's something you should do today
We're gonna look at you anyway
So please, take the stud out from your nose

God gave you that pretty face
And odd placed jewelry's such a waste
You don't need to mess with that
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah you sound good and you look fine
You're easy on both ears and eyes
There's just one thing that's kinda gross
There's something you should do today
We're gonna look at you anyway
So please, take the stud out from your nose

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeeeaaaah
Take the stud out from your nose

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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TJC - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice! Studly work! Had to go to iTunes for the OS...in the amiright races, your pacing/concept wins by an inflamed left nostril!

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