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Song Parodies -> "Garbage Man"

Original Song Title:

"Nowhere Man"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Garbage Man"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

My 20th parody. A follow-up to Rick Duncan's "Garbage Can".
He's a real garbage man
Cleaning out my garbage can
Filling up his garbage van with all our trash

Has a lot of work to do
He's a one-man cleanup crew
Has to pick up after you and me

Garbage man's not worried
'Cause he's in no hurry
Garbage man, the neighborhood owes
You a big hand

Comes around when we're not here
Makes sure that the sidewalk's clear
We would offer him a beer if we could

Take the junk we leave you
Sorry if we peeve you
Blame it all on our throwaway

He's a real garbage man
Driving in his garbage van
Taking all the trash he can from everyone
Taking all the trash he can from everyone
Taking all the trash he can from everyone

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Guy - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah - It's a rotten job but somebody has to do it. Hope no one trashes your parody, it's not bad.
Rick D - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the notice. I also did this to a Beatle song "Trashman" (Taxman)
Claude Prez - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Fun read; your garbageman sounds better than mine. He plays frisbee with the lids/ spits and swears at all the kids...
Michael Pacholek - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
It is a rotten job, but thanks to one of the stronger unions it pays pretty well and has great benefits. Of course, the ones in Washington will have to work overtime next January 20.
Rod Worden - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody to a good song. Our garbage man came to our door one morning, pissed that I crammed so much in there it would hurt his back to lift it. He was right, we BOTH about dropped our nutz lifting that sucker into his truck!
stuff - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Alpha Skua - September 16, 2018 - Report this comment
Garbage Man dealing with all sorts of rubbish like dirty needles dead pets leftovers and junk mail from Greenpeace

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