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Song Parodies -> "The Dark Side"

Original Song Title:

"Walk On The Wild Side"

Original Performer:

Lou Reed

Parody Song Title:

"The Dark Side"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

Same general idea as Jon Mclaughlin's "Dark Side", but to a different original.
Annie lived on the planet Tatooine
Watto his owner treated him so mean
Won his freedom in a race
Jinn and Obi took him into space
They said, "hey kid, keep away from the Dark Side"
Said, "Anakin, keep away from Dark Side"

Palpatine, leader of the Senate
Later on he turned Republic into Empire
But he was Darth Sidious
He was really insidious
He said, "hey Jedi, take a walk on the Dark Side"
Said, "Dooku, take a walk on the Dark Side"
And the Dark Side's now with
You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you.....etc.

Obi Wan hiding out in a cave
Princess Leia, she was really brave
She sent two droids to look for his lair
Took her message to his place where they said
"Kenobi, please save us from the Dark Side"
She said "hey Ben, please save us from the Dark Side"

Anakin's now Darth Vader, and he's here
Lookin' to capture Luke, that's what he feared
Vader knew he was bad
He told Luke that he was his dad
He said, "hey young one, feel the pow'r of the Dark Side"
He said, "hey Luke, feel the pow'r of the Dark Side"
Luke said, "no!"

Luke then fought Vader and he won
Told the Emp'ror, "I'm still his son"
He sent lightning right at Luke
Vader then threw him down the tube
Luke said, "father, you'll die without your helmet"
He said, "Luke my son, nothing now can stop that"
May the Force now be with
You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you.....etc.

[finish with sax solo by David "Major Tom" Bowie]

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

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Royce Miller - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
It looks like this was alot of work, and my hat's off to you for that.
Jeff Reuben - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
The Force is with you...this was really well done. 5s.
Phil Alexander - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant, Steve - I had this as an idea from a long time back, but couldn't expand the "Dark Side" tag line into a whole song (guess I'm not enough of a Star Wars fan). Extremely well done.
Michael Pacholek - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Considering that Darth Vader and Lou Reed are both pasty-faced (as seen in Episode VI) sadists (read "Venus In Furs") who dress all in black, this was very appropriate.

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