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Song Parodies -> "I've Given Birth To A Frog"

Original Song Title:

"Look What They've Done To My Song"

Original Performer:

Melanie Safka

Parody Song Title:

"I've Given Birth To A Frog"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

A woman in southeastern Iran has reportedly endured a very unusual birth.
I've given birth to a frog, ma
I've given birth to a frog
Well I've given birth to healthy kids,
But my kids were not like this, ma
I've given birth to a frog

Should not have swum in that pond, ma
Should not have swum in that pond
Well it's weirdest thing that I've ever done,
And it's really something strange, ma
Should not have swum in that pond

I wonder if I should kiss him
Should my new frog get a kiss?
Well if I do that will be give me warts,
Or turn into a prince, ma?
Should my new frog get a kiss?

It'll be all right ma, maybe it'll be okay
Well if the people are buying this, I'll be rich someday, ma
I've given birth to a frog

J'ai donné naissance à grenouille
J'ai donné grenouille naissance
Et j'ai donné naissance aux enfants en bonne santé
J'ai donné grenouille naissance

Looks like they've taken my frog, ma
Looks like they've taken my frog
Well they tied it up in a plastic bag,
And they took it to their lab, ma
Looks like they've taken my frog

What will they do with my frog, ma?
What will they do with my frog?
I wish they'd just release the frog,
And let him hop around, ma
What will they do with my frog?

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John Barry - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Très amusante, cette chanson, Ka'.
Miss Piggy - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Leave my Kermie alone
Steve K. - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Miss Piggy, see my other parody here: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles518.shtml
John Jenkins - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Steve, I commend you for bringing this bizarre incident to our attention in the form of a very humorous parody. I didn't believe it, but the internet reports that her gynecologist confirms the birth. The woman did not want to be named - I wonder why.
Adagio - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Good song! 5's

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