I...will not take money
I won't take money for pork
Hey...the one place for it
Is at the end of a fork
I, I, I, wake up and wonder
I know this place, I'm John McCain
Like Reagan said, hey, there they go again

I...I'm in the Senate
My time here's been very long
No...no need to worry
Sometimes I'm right, or I'm wrong
O-u-t, but no more Keating
What did I know? Why do you care?
I wish we'd just forget that whole affair

I got a wife who is richer than me
She made her money in beer
Sales going up, going right through the roof
She keeps us well in the clear
I can't complain, I've understood
My Senate salary's good
I got a wife with a nine-figure stash
And not much is better than cash

In...the Hanoi Hilton
We heard the sound of machines
I, I, I, lived in that hellhole
Those commie bastards were mean
Why, why, why, I still have flashbacks
That war was lost, we were betrayed
I don’t care that so long ago it was

Somebody calls here at three in the morn
From somewhere that is far away
Who do you want to respond to that call?
Someone who knows what to say
Knows what to say, knows what to say
Knows what to say, knows what to say
I got a wife who is richer than me
And she buys whatever she may (there she goes)

I got a wife who is richer than me
Now everyone's wanting to know
She will be releasing her tax returns
She will not have to eat crow
Don't call me Bush, don't call me Bush
Don't call me Bush, I'm not Bush
I got a wife who is richer than me
And noone is better than her

I have to say to my Democrat friends
That it's about time they were told
'Cause they get stupid and call me "McBush"
Like me, that name's getting old
Don't call me Bush, don't call me Bush
Don't call me Bush, I'm not Bush
I want to become the next president
And nothing is better than that (is it?)

Don't call me Bush, don't call me Bush
Don't call me Bush, I'm not Bush [repeat]