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Song Parodies -> "Eighteen And One"

Original Song Title:

"Beverly Hills"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weezer

Parody Song Title:

"Eighteen And One"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

As anyone who has been alive and conscious for the last few days knows, the quest for perfection by the New England Patriots came crashing down after hitting a Giant obstacle. Plaxico is Plaxico Burruss, the NY Giants wide receiver who caught the game winning TD from Eli Manning. I was rooting, against the odds, for NY, due to my NY state origins. (See my "Horseheads" parody.) This time, the odds didn't play out.
The Giants' year wasn't all that great
Their regular season was 10 and 6
When it came time for the Super Bowl
Many thought they'd see the Patriots win

You only had to beat New York
'Cause you knew they're a wild card team
But after it all was over
You lost to Eli Manning

Eighteen and one
That's what you'll always be
(Hey, New England)
You finished eighteen and one
Eighteen and one
Blew your chance to make history
(Hey, New England)
You finished eighteen and one

Look at all those football stars
They're all so muscular and lean
'Cept the linemen who are fat
Fight in the trenches in between

I can't believe David Tyree
I don't know how he made that catch
Eli's winning touchdown pass
Was caught by Plaxico

Eighteen and one
That's what you'll always be
(Hey, New England)
You finished eighteen and one
Eighteen and one
Blew your chance to make history
(Hey, New England)
You finished eighteen and one

[guitar solo / halftime show]

The truth is, you guys had your chance
With Brady's pass to Randy Moss
But Eli had one more

No you won't - Don't think you'll ever live this down
Well, it's too bad you came up short
You get to wait until next year
And watch the Red Sox

Eighteen and one
That's what you'll always be
(Hey, New England)
You finished eighteen and one
Eighteen and one
Blew your chance to make history
(Hey, New England)
You finished eighteen and one
Or if you prefer basketball, you can replace "Red Sox" with "Celtics".

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Michael Pacholek - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
DKTOS (not a Weezer fan), but anything that makes New England teams look bad gets a five from me.
Max Power - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Glad the city didn't screw the team out of the parade like what they've done to the '86 Giants, Ed Botched it.

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