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Song Parodies -> "Dubya / Kerry (sugg. by John A. Barry)"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar Sugar"

Original Performer:

The Archies

Parody Song Title:

"Dubya / Kerry (sugg. by John A. Barry)"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

To return the favor from John, who used my suggestion "Kruger Kruger".
Dubya, and Johnny Kerry
Want to be president
And each wants a vote from you
Kerry, and Georgie Dubya
Want to be president
And you choose between the two

Dubya's had four years, he wants another term from you
(Hoping not for one, but two)
Kerry wants to take the job away from Double U
(He hopes that it will come true)

Dubya, and Johnny Kerry
Want to be president
And each wants a vote from you
Kerry, and Georgie Dubya
Want to be president
And you choose between the two

They will soon debate Iraq and the economy
(We'll just have to wait and see)
All these politicians pour their gimmicks over me
(That's how rough campaigns can be)

Candidates are out to raise their money
They will promise ev'rything, oh baby
(I'm gonna count this hanging chad, yeah yeah yeah)
Bush and Kerry goin' at it, oh yeah

Candidates are out to raise their money
They will promise ev'rything, oh baby
(I'm gonna count this hanging chad, yeah yeah yeah)
Bush and Kerry both have lots of money

Dubya, and Johnny Kerry
Want to be president
And each wants a vote from you
Kerry, and Georgie Dubya
Want to be president
And you choose between the two
(fade)
If you want to sing "Kerry Kerry" and "Dubya Dubya" instead of "Johnny Kerry" and "Georgie Dubya", that's OK too.

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Johnny D - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Great pacing here:

They will soon debate Iraq and the economy
(We'll just have to wait and see)
All these politicians pour their gimmicks over me
(That's how rough campaigns can be)
John Barry - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Steve, congrats for taking the challenge. Well met.
Olvan The Terrible - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Kudos for writing a political parody that isn't one-sided! Those are rare.

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