-> "Canada May Now Get Stoned"
Original Song Title:
"Rainy Day Women #12 & 35"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Canada May Now Get Stoned"
The Lyrics
Well, they'll stone ya when you're at a hockey game
They'll stone ya and they'll gladly take the blame
They'll stone ya when you're making tar sand oil
Then they'll stone ya when you clean up the soil
But now Ottawa leaves you alone
Canada may now get stoned
Well, they'll stone ya when you're hunting caribou
They'll stone ya when you're hunting musk ox, too
They'll stone ya when you find an Arctic hare
They'll stone ya when you find a polar bear
And those pothead Yanks are not alone
All Canucks may now get stoned
They'll stone ya when you're building your new igloo
They'll stone ya if you are small or big, too
They'll stone ya when you're buried in the snow
They'll stone ya, then stone an Eskimo
Tell you what, the government leaves you alone
Canada may now get stoned
Well, they'll stone you when you're in Montreal
Then they'll stone you when you're in Niagara Falls
They'll stone you when you try to speak français
They'll stone you when you're speaking English, eh?
Yes, but I would not feel like Trudeau's clone
Canada may now get stoned
Well, they'll stone you when you drink Molson ale
They'll stone you when you read The Globe And Mail
They'll stone you when you listen to Rush
They'll stone you when you get your sled dogs to mush
But our northern friends are not alone
Canada may now get stoned
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