-> "Trekkies, Get A Life"
Original Song Title:
"With A Little Help From My Friends"
Parody Song Title:
"Trekkies, Get A Life"
The Lyrics
[First, perform Johnny D's parody of
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band,
then continue with.....]
Caaaaaap - tiaaaaan Kiirrrrrrk
First, let me say that I'm not really him
Just an actor is all I can be
My name is Bill and I only play Jim
On the Star Trek show on your TV
Hey, I just wish you Trekkies all would get a life
Oh, I just wish you Trekkies all would get a life
Oh, I just wish you Trekkies all would get a life
I would be helpless if Klingons attack
(Do you wish they would leave you alone?)
Sense of reality is what you lack
(Did you cross into the Neutral Zone?)
No, I just wish you Trekkies all would get a life
Oh, I just wish you Trekkies all would get a life
Oh, I just wish you Trekkies all would get a life
(Scotty, please give me phasers)
She ain't got no power, sir
(Or some photon torpedos)
She ain't got no power, sir
(Would you believe in a warp factor nine?)
No, it exists just in Roddenberry's mind
(What is it like to go faster than light?)
I can't tell you, go ask Ei-in-stein
Hey, I just wish you Trekkies all would get a life
Oh, I just wish you Trekkies all would get a life
Oh, I just wish you Trekkies all would get a life
(Scotty, please give me phasers)
I just can't get no power, sir
(Can you give me deflectors?)
She ain't got no power, sir
Oh, I just wish you Trekkies all would get a life
Oh, I just wish you Trekkies all would get a life
Oh, I just wish you Trekkies all would get a life
Yes, I just wish you Trekkies all would get a life
Trekkies should all get a liiiiiiiiiife
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