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Song Parodies -> "De-Lamination"

Original Song Title:

"Anticipation"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"De-Lamination"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

Inspired by true life events.
I can get annoyed about the squeaks they make
But I put up with them anyway, yay
And I wonder if I should get them replaced
Kitchen floor tiles have seen some better days

De-lamination, de-lamination
Is ruinin' my floor
Is tryin' my pay-yay-yaay-tience

The repairmen then finally came to fix this mess
They screwed down the tiles which lost their glue
And then they installed a single vinyl sheet
And I was thinkin' right now my kitchen looks like new

De-lamination, de-lamination
Is ruinin' my floor
Is tryin' my pay-yay-yaay-tience

And tomorrow I can then make dinner
I'm no chef but I can cook stuff from the store
Now I won't need to go to a restaurant
I'll eat right here 'cause I've got a brand new floor

(I've got a brand new floor)
I'll eat right here 'cause I've got a brand new floor
(I've got a brand new floor)
(I've got a brand new floor)
(I've got a brand new floor)
(I've got.....a brand new floor)

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Johnny D - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Steve, you did a great job with this. It deserves more comments and votes. 5's
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Well-paced/rhymed, plus you proved that minor annoyances in everyday life are worth writing spoofs about. 5-5-5.
Dee Range - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
What Johnny said. Very good. All 5's
Nathan - March 22, 2009 - Report this comment
i really liked the parody i have to give it 5's all the way

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