Song Parodies -> De-Lamination
| Original Song Title: | "Anticipation" |
| Original Performer: | Carly Simon |
| Parody Song Title: | "De-Lamination" |
| Parody Written by: | Steve Kalafut |
Inspired by true life events.
I can get annoyed about the squeaks they make
But I put up with them anyway, yay
And I wonder if I should get them replaced
Kitchen floor tiles have seen some better days
De-lamination, de-lamination
Is ruinin' my floor
Is tryin' my pay-yay-yaay-tience
The repairmen then finally came to fix this mess
They screwed down the tiles which lost their glue
And then they installed a single vinyl sheet
And I was thinkin' right now my kitchen looks like new
De-lamination, de-lamination
Is ruinin' my floor
Is tryin' my pay-yay-yaay-tience
And tomorrow I can then make dinner
I'm no chef but I can cook stuff from the store
Now I won't need to go to a restaurant
I'll eat right here 'cause I've got a brand new floor
(I've got a brand new floor)
I'll eat right here 'cause I've got a brand new floor
(I've got a brand new floor)
(I've got a brand new floor)
(I've got a brand new floor)
(I've got.....a brand new floor)
But I put up with them anyway, yay
And I wonder if I should get them replaced
Kitchen floor tiles have seen some better days
De-lamination, de-lamination
Is ruinin' my floor
Is tryin' my pay-yay-yaay-tience
The repairmen then finally came to fix this mess
They screwed down the tiles which lost their glue
And then they installed a single vinyl sheet
And I was thinkin' right now my kitchen looks like new
De-lamination, de-lamination
Is ruinin' my floor
Is tryin' my pay-yay-yaay-tience
And tomorrow I can then make dinner
I'm no chef but I can cook stuff from the store
Now I won't need to go to a restaurant
I'll eat right here 'cause I've got a brand new floor
(I've got a brand new floor)
I'll eat right here 'cause I've got a brand new floor
(I've got a brand new floor)
(I've got a brand new floor)
(I've got a brand new floor)
(I've got.....a brand new floor)
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Steve, you did a great job with this. It deserves more comments and votes. 5's
Well-paced/rhymed, plus you proved that minor annoyances in everyday life are worth writing spoofs about. 5-5-5.
What Johnny said. Very good. All 5's
i really liked the parody i have to give it 5's all the way
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