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Song Parodies -> "Anal Wipe (One Square)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Cast of The Sound Of Music

Parody Song Title:

"Anal Wipe (One Square)"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

With all the poop-related parodies that have recently appeared, it's appropriate to consider the resulting paperwork.
Anal wipe, anal wipe
One square really should do it
Sheryl Crow, she said so
Too bad Rosie saw through it.

Now Sheryl's claiming it was a joke
That she did not mean it
That sounds fair, 'cause one square
Won't suffice me to clean it

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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 4   1
 5   4

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Mr. Manners - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
What do you mean you don't want to shake hands with Sheryl Crow!?
TJC - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't know the back story, but nicely crafted comedy caper here... No wonder Lance left!

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