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Song Parodies -> "Kiww De Wabbit"

Original Song Title:

"In The Navy"

Original Performer:

The Village People

Parody Song Title:

"Kiww De Wabbit"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

Pwease fowgive me fow making fun of Ewmer Fudd.
Gotta find dat wabbit
Hopefuwwy I'ww bag it
So I can make wabbit stew
I don't want no chicken
Wabbit's what I'm fixin'
Succuwent and tasty, too
And if you'we getting hungry
I'ww suppwy de bunny
Cook him up wight in dis pot
Befowe I can cook him
I'ww have to go wookin'
So dat I can get a shot

Chorus:
Kiww De Wabbit
Don't you ask me what's up doc?
Kiww De Wabbit
I just wanna cwean his cwock
Kiww De Wabbit
Put him on de chopping bwock
Kiww De Wabbit
Kiww De Wabbit

Kiww De Wabbit
I just found some wabbit twacks
Kiww De Wabbit
I'ww get him when he comes back
Kiww De Wabbit
Shoot him in de fwont ow back
Kiww De Wabbit
Kiww De Wabbit

I want you, I want you
I want you to make wabbit stew

Aftew I can find him
I'ww sneek up behind him
I don't wanna make a sound
Thewe I see him hoppin'
I must twy to stop him
Wook how fast he jumps awound
He's a wittwe wascaw
Tastes good with Tobasco
Onions, cewewy and spuds
Now I think I'ww bwast him
And I'ww fin'wwy catch him
Ow my name ain't Ewmer Fudd

Chorus

I want you, I want you
I want you to make wabbit stew

[Bugs] Who me?

[Elmer] I want you, I want you
I want you to make wabbit stew

[Bugs] But, but doc, I'm afraid of dyin'!
Hey, hey look doc, I haven't been dead for years!

[Elmer] I want you, I want you
I want you to make wabbit stew (four times)

Chorus (fade)

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Johnny D - January 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Wewy wewy good! Hewe's your thwee fives!
Daffy Duck - January 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Not too despicable! Fives!!
Phil Alexander - January 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I smew a winner here...
The Great Karlando - January 29, 2004 - Report this comment
You know, you'd think the Elmer Fudd thing would get old after a while. Never does, probly cuz of great ideas like this one. Can we all picture Elmer dressed as any one of the village people? A hilarious image.
Steve K. - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny, Daffy and Phil. Karlando, while we're at it, let's get 6 Looney Toons characters to dress up as the village people. I would suggest Bugs, Elmer, Sylvester, Yosemite Sam, Foghorn Leghorn, and of course, Daffy.
Daffy Duck - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Of course you know I get to be the guy wearing the feathers.
Sylvester - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I have to give it a perfect ssssssscore.
Zman - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought it was firkin funny but it was gay. Here is a better song "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)" Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go So make the best of this test, and don't ask why It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I hope you had the time of your life. So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial For what it's worth it was worth all the while It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I hope you had the time of your life. It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I hope you had the time of your life. It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I hope you had the time of your life.
Joe the Crazy Conch - June 16, 2014 - Report this comment
This is hysterical! I wouldn't shoot any rabbits, especially not Bugs, but this song perfectly sums up Elmer Fudd chasing the Rabbit.

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