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Song Parodies -> "Yuppie Chistmas Song"

Original Song Title:

"Christmas Song"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Yuppie Chistmas Song"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

My take on the commercialization of Christmas
Chestnuts roasting in the microwave
Jack Frost nipping at your Volvo
Yuletide carols being played on CD and
Folks dressed up to go out shopping
Everybody knows some tofu and some Bud Lite Beer
Will help to make your spirits bright
Credit cards with their balances clear (don't we wish?)
Will get a lot of use tonight

They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of high tech software on his sleigh
And every yuppie's child is gonna try
To make his video game reindeer fly

And so I'm offering some bonus checks
From 40 grand to 92
I know you'll enjoy all the money you make
Yuppie Christmas to you

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 9

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Claude Prez - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Only problem was the first verse not rhyming; other than that, great job!
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