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Song Parodies -> "The Volcano's Back"

Original Song Title:

"The Bitch Is Back"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"The Volcano's Back"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

After a 24-year slumber, Mount St. Helens is starting to awaken. As the saying goes, Nature is a mother.
I remember in one-nine-eight-oh
Blew her top, did the volcano
Times are changing, many years have passed
But the tremors and the gas say the volcano's back
Whoa-uh-oh

Living near Saint Helens, what a sight
Even watch her on a Saturday night
I observe precautions that I should take
And enjoy going boating out on Spirit Lake
Whoa-uh-oh

What a bitch, what a bitch
The volcano's back
Mount Saint Helens as a matter of fact
She can bitch, she can bitch
What are we gonna do?
If this mountain erupts
Won't be much left of us, whoa-uh-oh

Maintain my cheer by hunting deer
Risk my life by staying here
A pyroclastic flow, what's that?
Oh it's full of nasty vapors and volcanic ash
Whoa-uh-oh

What a bitch, what a bitch
The volcano's back
Mount Saint Helens as a matter of fact
She can bitch, she can bitch
What are we gonna do?
If this mountain erupts
Won't be much left of us, whoa-uh-oh

[sax solo]

What a bitch, what a bitch
The volcano's back
Mount Saint Helens as a matter of fact
She can bitch, she can bitch
What are we gonna do?
If this mountain erupts
Won't be much left of us, whoa-uh-oh

Mount....Saint....Helens is baaaack (repeat)

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Ashkicksass - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
You're just erupting with brilliance, my darling Stuart!
John Barry - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
A magma opus!
Dee Range - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent, Steve' High 5's
Ashkicksass - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Eeek! I meant Steve! Sorry about that!
Johnny D - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
555! Vol-i-can-say to that is.....when the Earth farts, humanity had better watch its ass!
Steve K. - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone. Ash-volcanic ash definitely lives up to your name.
Ashkicksass - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, Steve. I will take that as a compliment! Again, I'm sorry I called you by the wrong name. What really makes me laugh out loud about it, is that my fiancÚ's name is also Steve. So can you imagine if I'd called him the wrong name instead?

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