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There are 48 misheard song lyrics for Ted Nugent on amIright currently.
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"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
#Fever
Cat Scratch Fever
If you didn't know, it's pronounced "hashtag fever".
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Back Scratch Fever
Cat Scratch Fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Back scratch Keebler
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Back scratch fever
Cat Scratch Fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Back scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Butt Scratch Fever
Cat Scratch Fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Can't scratch a T-Bird.
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Can't scratch beaver.
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Can't scratch peter
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Cat s*** fever
or
Cat s*** eater
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Cat scratched beaver
or
Cat s***** beaver
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Cat scratched beaver
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Cat scratched deeper
Cat Scratch Fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Catch that beaver
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Catch that ski bird.
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Catch that sneaker
Cat Scratch Fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Catch that streaker.
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Catch that zebra.
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Cats hate liver.
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
I've got the choo-choo train
I've gotta change, change, change
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
I've got to judge a train
I've got to cha-cha-change
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
It's nothing dangerous, I feel no pain
I've got to judge a train.
It's nothing dangerous, I feel no pain
I've got to ch-ch-change.
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Justin Bieber
Cat Scratch Fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
My cat scratched feet hurt.
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Scratch That Beaver
Cat Scratch Fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
They give me c*** rash fever.
They give me cat scratch fever.
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
cat crap eater
cat scratch fever
Dog, dog, doggie-dog.
Dog, dog, dog eat dog.
He craved that sweet other meat.
He craved that sweeter meat.
And I just can't match your pee.
And I just can't let you be.
It's a free for all on hyacinths
It's a free for all and I've heard it said
It's a reefer hall
I might have said you can bend your wife.
It's a free for all
I might have said you can bet your life.
I don't need no fancy types
I need the want ads clean.
I don't need no fancy types
I need the ones that's clean.
"Intensities in Ten Cities"
Intensities! Intensities!
Intensities! Intensities!
Intensities in ten cities!
Intensities in ten cities!
"Little Miss Dangerous"
Little less dangerous
Little Miss Dangerous
"Motor City Madhouse" (MP3)
Mad Dog Tannen gonna set you free.
Mad dog town gonna set you free.
Motor cruise is a b**** now, baby.
Road I cruise is a b****, now baby.
Rollecoaster's a bitch now, baby.
or
Oh, our toaster's a bitch now baby.
Gonna cruise is a bitch now, baby.
Rollercoaster's a b**** now, baby.
or
Oh, our toaster's a b**** now baby.
The road I cruise is a b**** now, baby.
Rollercoaster's a bitch, now baby
or
Oh, our toaster's a bitch, now baby.
The road I cruise is a bitch now baby
You put me in my brain
You put me in my place
Eat my baby alive!
Is my baby alive?
I'm gonna get a little tampon.
I'm gonna get a little talcum.
Salami legs
or
Slimy legs
Salivilate
(aka "Salivate")
TrogDawn adds: "This is an intentional mispronunciation of the word "salivate", because Ted is singing about drooling on himself during sex."
Weigh the bagel
Wango Tango
Wiggle Jiggle
Wango Tango
eat my baby alive
Is my baby alive?
