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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> N -> Ted Nugent

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ted Nugent that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 41 misheard song lyrics for Ted Nugent on amIright currently.

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"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back Scratch Fever
Original Lyrics:
Cat Scratch Fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back scratch Keebler
Original Lyrics:
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back scratch fever
Original Lyrics:
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Butt Scratch Fever
Original Lyrics:
Cat Scratch Fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't scratch a T-Bird.
Original Lyrics:
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't scratch beaver.
Original Lyrics:
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't scratch peter
Original Lyrics:
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cat scratched beaver
or
Cat s***** beaver
Original Lyrics:
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cat scratched deeper
Original Lyrics:
Cat Scratch Fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch that beaver
Original Lyrics:
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch that ski bird.
Original Lyrics:
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch that sneaker
Original Lyrics:
Cat Scratch Fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch that streaker.
Original Lyrics:
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch that zebra.
Original Lyrics:
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cats hate liver.
Original Lyrics:
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the choo-choo train
Original Lyrics:
I've gotta change, change, change
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to judge a train
Original Lyrics:
I've got to cha-cha-change
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nothing dangerous, I feel no pain
I've got to judge a train.
Original Lyrics:
It's nothing dangerous, I feel no pain
I've got to ch-ch-change.
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My cat scratched feet hurt.
Original Lyrics:
Cat scratch fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scratch That Beaver
Original Lyrics:
Cat Scratch Fever
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They give me c*** rash fever.
Original Lyrics:
They give me cat scratch fever.
"Cat Scratch Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
cat crap eater
Original Lyrics:
cat scratch fever
"Dog Eat Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dog, dog, doggie-dog.
Original Lyrics:
Dog, dog, dog eat dog.
"Dog Eat Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He craved that sweet other meat.
Original Lyrics:
He craved that sweeter meat.
"Free For All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I just can't match your pee.
Original Lyrics:
And I just can't let you be.
"Free For All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a free for all on hyacinths
Original Lyrics:
It's a free for all and I've heard it said
"Free For All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a reefer hall
I might have said you can bend your wife.
Original Lyrics:
It's a free for all
I might have said you can bet your life.
"Hey Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need no fancy types
I need the want ads clean.
Original Lyrics:
I don't need no fancy types
I need the ones that's clean.
"Intensities in Ten Cities"
Misheard Lyrics:
Intensities! Intensities!
Intensities! Intensities!
Original Lyrics:
Intensities in ten cities!
Intensities in ten cities!
"Little Miss Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little less dangerous
Original Lyrics:
Little Miss Dangerous
"Motor City Madhouse" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mad Dog Tannen gonna set you free.
Original Lyrics:
Mad dog town gonna set you free.
"Stranglehold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motor cruise is a b**** now, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Road I cruise is a b****, now baby.
"Stranglehold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rollecoaster's a bitch now, baby.
or
Oh, our toaster's a bitch now baby.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna cruise is a bitch now, baby.
"Stranglehold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rollercoaster's a b**** now, baby.
or
Oh, our toaster's a b**** now baby.
Original Lyrics:
The road I cruise is a b**** now, baby.
"Stranglehold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rollercoaster's a bitch, now baby
or
Oh, our toaster's a bitch, now baby.
Original Lyrics:
The road I cruise is a bitch now baby
"Stranglehold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You put me in my brain
Original Lyrics:
You put me in my place
"Wango Tango" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat my baby alive!
Original Lyrics:
Is my baby alive?
"Wango Tango" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna get a little tampon.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna get a little talcum.
"Wango Tango" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Salami legs
or
Slimy legs
Original Lyrics:
Salivilate
(aka "Salivate")
TrogDawn adds: "This is an intentional mispronunciation of the word "salivate", because Ted is singing about drooling on himself during sex."
"Wango Tango" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Salami legs
Original Lyrics:
Slimy legs
"Wango Tango" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wiggle Jiggle
Original Lyrics:
Wango Tango

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