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Song Parodies -> "Justin Bieber"

Original Song Title:

"Cat Scratch Fever"

Original Performer:

Ted Nugent

Parody Song Title:

"Justin Bieber"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here:
Well, the first time that she had one it was puppy amore
And she was hardly a tween
But her posters and her pictures of that miles from a stud
Somehow they made her obscene

She thought of Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber

And the first time that she rubbed one out within her control
She afterwards fell down to the floor
Then she went online to buy a buzzer built to endure
That now she hides in the drawer

She calls it Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber

It's kinda frivolous
It has no brain
The speed can ch-ch-change
And when she holds it
She's not feeling inane
She thinks it's part of Justin buzzin' around in her bed

He's rousing quite a stir in panties over the land
For someone too young to breed
And I think like Georgie Michael he will lose his every fan
You know - eventually

If he's gay, Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber
© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 3

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Johnn1234 - July 26, 2013 - Report this comment
ur the one whos gay man, hes a legend unlike you, bastard. Not cool at all
whoeverwrotethisparodyisadouche - July 26, 2013 - Report this comment
whoever wrote this parody is a douche justin bieber is the man!

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