Song Parodies ->Authors -> Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

My name is Peter Andersson and I'm a parodyholic, I don't blame it on the sunshine, moonlight, good times or boogie, I blame it on Weird Al Yankovic, a down to earth hick upbringing that more or less saved me from being exposed to political correctness until I was old enough to see right through it, and the existence of www.amiright.com through ChuckyG's benevolence. (And while I'm at it I would also like to take the opportunity to thank my mum and dad for being so horny that special night).

I'm a Scandinavian Viking, 40 years old, blond, single (hallo ladies) and I make a living as a medical transcriptionist. On my free time I like to listen to music, jog and write parodies, some of my own lyrics have emerged while out jogging with headphones on so you could say that I occasionally manage to do all three at the same time. If only I could be as efficient with the syzygy of laundry, dishes and personal hygiene. (Now there's an idea...). My author name "Know 1 can hear you dream" (K1chyd for short) was at first a kind of pun, when you pronounce it out loud it means the opposite of what it means in writing. That's the way my twisted parodist's brain work, I love double entendres, putting twice the fun in half the space and to include wordplays like that in my lyrics whenever I can, so as to get as much humour and second time surprises as possible into my parodies.

None of my parodies have been recorded so far because I don't have the voice for it myself and I never had the time to learn to play instruments when I was younger, though I'd love to at least see some of them performed by someone, somewhere, someday and I'd be very reasonable regarding my copyright to the lyrics part with anyone who's interested in doing that.

Contact info and my best parodies sorted in subject categories can be found on my current homepage.

Song Parodies -> Lyrics

P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.

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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmittedPFOH
My FederationMy GenerationThe Who2003-02-104.34.44.3126
In Al-QaidaIn the NavyVillage People2003-02-104.54.74.6117
If You Eat That Chocolate Your Bum Will Be BiggerIf You Buy This Record Your Life Will Be BetterThe Tamperer feat Maya2003-02-104.34.04.079
Seven of NineY.M.C.AVillage People2003-02-194.34.34.2105
Living on Airforce OneLiving in ParadiseDavid Lee Roth2003-02-213.63.83.578
Raspberry BatlethRaspberry BeretPrince2003-02-254.14.44.2112
Cubes In MotionWorld In MotionNew Order2003-03-054.64.64.7100
Burqua QueenDancing QueenABBA2003-03-074.24.24.2254
Red Ensign ShirtPink CadillacNatalie Cole2003-03-144.54.44.498
Santa's FlawsBobby BrownFrank Zappa2003-03-204.64.64.688
10 Little Green Men10 Little IndiansTraditional2003-03-213.23.43.4294
10 Little Talibans10 Little IndiansTraditional2003-03-213.83.93.9494
10 Redshirted Ensigns10 Little IndiansTraditional2003-03-212.82.92.8125
Our chef is NeelixHot for TeacherVan Halen2003-03-314.34.64.574
Substandard MatrixBlasphemous RumoursDepeche Mode2003-04-084.34.04.181
Big BrotherBig BottomSpinal Tap2003-04-104.14.24.290
Enterprise AMillenniumRobbie Williams2003-04-164.34.64.475
They Gotta Find HusseinBeat The ClockSparks2003-04-294.14.24.1104
She's Got Tourette'sShe's Got The LookRoxette2003-05-284.74.74.7157
They´re On Sale Now, In My Pet ShopThe Dope ShowMarilyn Manson2003-06-023.03.03.075
Yes Sir, I can TupoYes Sir, I can BoogieBaccara2003-06-194.54.54.592
25 Lyrics Today25 Hours A DayThe Hooters2003-06-194.04.04.099
Liberate An Oil Well For JesusLiving In The Shadow Of JesusThe Hooters2003-06-194.04.04.093
Perfect ElectionPrivate EmotionThe Hooters2003-06-193.03.03.080
I´m Living In Fort Knox, But I Lock When Men From Irs KnocksOpportunity NoxRoxette2003-06-194.04.04.077
Slim Shady / Money in RapPower of LoveCeline Dion2003-07-114.04.54.576
Flip The BirdIf You're Happy And You Know ItTraditional2003-07-115.05.05.0286
ExhibitionIntuitionJewel2003-07-174.04.04.096
The Presidents FixJust One FixMinistry2003-07-184.04.04.093
Neo FightsNeon KnightsBlack Sabbath2003-07-255.05.05.071
Sons of SaddamTwo GunslingersTom Petty2003-07-314.04.04.071
MotörheadIf You´re Happy And You Know ItTraditional2003-07-315.05.05.089
Let Us Fix The Script To Star Wars 3StrippedDepeche Mode2003-08-083.04.04.089
I Don´t Want To Be In This Temporal Cold WarBlasphemous RumoursDepeche Mode2003-08-224.04.04.072
Human! Give Me Oomox!Don't You Want Me?Human League2003-08-234.74.74.7275
Write ParodiesEverybody´s Free (to wear sunscreen)Baz Luhrmann2003-08-235.04.74.7108
Yeoman under Captain KirkBlackoutScorpions2003-08-305.05.05.078
Mall Rats And Englishmen Comes Out When The Power´s DownMad dogs and EnglishmenNoel Coward2003-08-303.04.04.084
24 Hours Away25 Hours A DayThe Hooters2003-09-025.05.05.0113
Nothing compares to (Klingon) GaghNothing compares 2 USinead O´Connor2003-09-063.74.04.0251
Stopped at the Pearly GatesKicked In The TeethAC/DC2003-09-124.04.04.0112
Hangin' around with BushBeating around the bushAC/DC2003-09-204.03.04.096
Liberty BellHighway to HellAC/DC2003-09-205.05.05.0115
42! DON´T PANIC!Love changes (everything)Climie Fisher2003-09-204.55.05.083
If You Like the R.I.A.A.If You´re Happy and You Know ItTraditional2003-09-234.04.04.068
47! Get a life!Hangar 18Megadeth2003-09-275.04.34.7125
If I´m Gonna Be Your Lover (you Gotta Get Rid Those Kids)WannabeSpice Girls2003-09-274.34.74.7496
You´re Not 18, Say Are You Butch?Hangar 18Megadeth2003-09-293.53.53.5151
You Were Always Bad SaddamAlways On My MindPet Shop Boys2003-10-052.02.02.081
AmiRighters´ wild, I fear Chuck´s gonna comaGimme, gimme, gimme (a man after midnight)ABBA2003-10-065.05.05.0117
InaprovalineIn The Army NowStatus Quo2003-10-124.02.73.3155
Can't Calm This BeaverSeetherVeruca Salt2003-10-124.74.74.7100
Doctor Phlox / Life on EnterpriseHollywoodMadonna2003-10-263.03.03.085
God Gives Centerfolds To MeGod Gave Rock 'n' Roll To You IIKISS2003-11-034.04.04.0110
Malcolm Higgins wrote to MOld Macdonald Had A FarmTraditional2003-11-055.04.05.073
Star Trek Watchin'Bad Moon RisingCreedence Clearwater Revival2003-11-075.04.05.083
Renaissance Man2.000 ManKISS2003-11-075.04.55.0285
(You're 1/3 there) Fighting with the BalrogLiving On A PrayerBon Jovi2003-11-075.05.05.076
(You're 2/3 There) Orchs Are Scum AplentyLiving On A PrayerBon Jovi2003-11-075.05.05.088
Meet the Jung-ilsMeet the FlintstonesTheme Song2003-11-104.04.04.089
I´m Pimping a Deep Space StationGood VibrationsBeach Boys2003-11-235.05.05.090
Psycho PanPsycho DadTheme Song2003-11-235.05.05.0115
Beware (If the man´s in fairy wear)He´s back (The man behind the mask)Alice Cooper2003-11-285.05.05.074
Baghdad Bob is moving (to Neverland)Peggy Sue got marriedLemmy, Slim Jim & Danny B2003-12-064.04.04.082
Oh Gosh, I look MeretriciousWe wish you a Merry ChristmasTraditional2003-12-145.05.05.070
Santa, I Want TwoKinda I Want ToNine Inch Nails2003-12-164.54.05.068
The Day My Ass Caught FireThe Day The Earth Caught FireCity Boy2004-01-104.53.83.896
Shelob is a Cave BlockerSheena is a Punk RockerThe Ramones2004-01-114.04.04.065
It´s a Fix, Its SuffixIt´s a SinPet Shop Boys2004-01-165.04.04.092
PubertyYesterdayThe Beatles2004-02-224.34.04.790
A Few Of My Favorite StreaksA Few Of My ResolutionsRobert Lund´s Christmas Album2004-02-224.94.94.9112
Crop Circles Forming On My FarmRaindrops Keep Falling On My HeadB.J Thomas2004-04-145.05.05.091
Perverts Been Clicking On My MouseRaindrops Keep Falling On My HeadB.J Thomas2004-04-175.05.05.072
Yesterday (Pre-Fab 5)YesterdayThe Beatles2004-04-195.05.05.060
Beckham´s Been Cheating On His WifeRaindrops Keep Falling On My HeadB.J Thomas2004-04-195.05.05.084
(Will I Ever Survive Not) Living Next Tree To LucyLiving Next Door To AliceSmokie2004-07-124.04.04.0131
Who Defloured Me?Who Invited You?The Donnas2004-07-124.43.64.0130
Driving My Ford From Henry / Being A Driving MaliceLiving Next Door To AliceSmokie2004-07-145.05.05.096
AchillesKillersMotörhead2004-07-144.04.04.069
(These Are The Guidelines If You Want) A Threesome Of Numero 5 For A Song99 Bottles Of Beer On The WallTraditional2004-07-154.94.74.6129
Hand Me The Bran!Send For The ManAC/DC2004-07-244.05.05.0107
Shooting a Drive-ByWalking on SunshineKatrina and the Waves2004-07-245.05.05.093
Sith Eye On The JediLiving After MidnightJudas Priest2004-07-275.05.05.068
Crashing The SiteBreaking The LawJudas Priest2004-07-315.04.74.871
Carry the RingBreaking the lawJudas Priest2004-07-313.74.34.771
(Let Me Alter My) Jeans In Your PoolWorld In My EyesDepeche Mode2004-08-014.84.64.5107
Star Trek: Past and PresentPerry MasonOzzy Osbourne2004-08-074.04.04.572
In Swedish: Brevet från LångvårdenBrev från KolonienCornelis Vreeswijk2004-08-084.34.34.3101
In Swedish: Brevet från studentkolonienBrev från KolonienCornelis Vreeswijk2004-08-085.05.05.0126
In Swedish: Fallskärm och bonusVarm Korv BoogieOve Törnkvist2004-08-085.03.73.7119
In Swedish: VimmerbyYesterdayThe Beatles2004-08-085.04.34.368
In Swedish: Baklåst floppBlitzkrieg BopThe Ramones2004-08-085.05.05.0110
In Swedish: Mera SkatterMera BrännvinEddie Meduza2004-08-085.05.05.086
In Swedish: Mera bröstmjölkMera brännvinEddie Meduza2004-08-085.03.73.792
In Swedish: FinansministernSnabbköpskassörskanDi sma under jordi2004-08-085.03.73.7218
In Swedish: SophämtningsgubbenSnabbköpskassörskanDi sma under jordi2004-08-084.22.83.0304
In Swedish: Nej till allt!No Limit2 Unlimited2004-08-085.03.73.7116
In Swedish: Battle Rap på SvenskaFrom the Soundtrack to 8 MilesEminem2004-08-084.04.04.0618
In Swedish: 10 små talibansoldater10 little IndiansTraditional2004-08-084.84.84.8114
In Swedish: Mullfest, mullfest, hela danBullfest, bullfest, hela danTraditional2004-08-085.05.05.0125
In Swedish: En talibanchef här bor i stadenEn sockerbagare här bor i stadenTraditional2004-08-085.05.05.096
In Swedish: In kommer morIn kommer farTraditional2004-08-085.05.05.076
In Swedish: Jag vill bli en innebandyskyttJag vill bli en pansarskyttTraditional2004-08-085.05.05.095
In Swedish: Stefan fyller gubbe nuStaffan var en stalledrängTraditional2004-08-085.03.73.7100
In Swedish: Vi läkarsekreterareStaffan var en stalledrängTraditional2004-08-085.04.04.086
In Swedish: Sommartider (Jag Blev Rymmare)Tuffa Tider (För En Drömmare)Gyllene Tider2004-08-095.05.05.087
In Swedish: TröttShoutTears for Fears2004-08-105.05.05.074
United (The New English Soccer Anthem)UnitedJudas Priest2004-08-105.05.05.0292
Love and Profits, Part 1Love and MarriageFrank Sinatra2004-08-214.84.84.877
Love and Profits, Part 2Love and MarriageFrank Sinatra2004-08-215.04.85.066
Love and Profits, Part 3Love and MarriageFrank Sinatra2004-08-214.84.04.474
A Few Of My Favorite DopesA Few Of My ResolutionsRobert Lund´s Christmas Album2004-08-225.04.94.9100
She Was InflatableVulnerableRoxette2004-08-235.05.05.0155
In the arms of ArwenArms of LorenEvoke2004-09-115.04.74.7445
It´s Raining (Little Green) MenIt´s Raining MenThe Weather Girls2004-09-134.64.64.691
(You're 3/3 There) Toss The Ring In FireLiving On A PrayerBon Jovi2004-09-134.54.84.874
Viagra And Nitro Don't MixMy Bonnie Lies Over The OceanTraditional2004-09-135.04.94.9327
Oldsters Keep Swinging On My ClubRaindrops Keep Falling On My HeadB.J Thomas2004-09-265.04.64.665
(They're Woo...) They're Voting In AmericaSailing to AmericaSaxon2004-09-264.04.04.084
It's a D-CupIt's a fine dayOpus III2004-09-265.04.04.093
Xanax, Stilnoct and ZoloftMy Bonnie lies over the OceanTraditional2004-09-264.64.54.6958
In Swedish: En Öl i min Hand på en KrogEn Sten vid en Sjö i en SkogGyllene Tider2004-09-273.54.54.067
99 Monkeys Did Monkey Type Art99 Bottles Of Beer On The WallTraditional2004-09-294.44.24.2103
Quit Preaching God On Our TrainQuit Playing Games (With My Heart)Backstreet Boys2004-10-025.04.95.088
I Heard It From Old JanewayI Heard It Through The GrapewineCreedence Clearwater Revival2004-10-045.05.05.076
Vulcan Ambassador's Personal LogWho'll Stop The RainCreedence Clearwater Revival2004-10-045.05.05.069
Not A Virgin? Call The Surgeon!Bring Your Daughter... To The SlaughterIron Maiden2004-10-164.13.63.894
We need brains, all right!I need you tonightZZ Top2004-10-225.05.05.095
Undead ManSharp Dressed ManZZ Top2004-10-225.04.84.9106
Baseball FansSharp Dressed ManZZ Top2004-10-254.94.64.8104
Poontang BandSharp Dressed ManZZ Top2004-10-255.04.74.793
Ballet PoofBulletproofAccept2004-11-053.03.03.0101
Not One Single Frenchman Have Died In Iraq99 Bottles Of Beer On The WallTraditional2004-11-054.64.64.6114
Sick, Forty And FatSick, Dirty And MeanAccept2004-11-073.03.03.0190
I So Want Usama's AssI Don't Wanna Be Like YouAccept2004-11-085.05.05.085
Old fart Yasser's almost dead (Iced on ICU)Old Macdonald Had A FarmTraditional2004-11-114.64.54.592
99 Callers Ahead In The Queue99 Bottles Of Beer On The WallTraditional2004-11-154.74.74.8105
An Insomniac's Lament99 Bottles Of Beer On The WallTraditional2004-11-164.84.44.5116
Meet the ParentsMeet the FlintstonesTheme Song2004-11-285.05.05.0118
BaritoneYesterdayThe Beatles2004-11-294.74.64.688
BabysittingLady KillerFlash and the Pan2004-11-295.05.05.073
When the corne is out of Parc and VentonSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews (Mary Poppins)2004-12-104.94.84.872
The Christmas Tree's A FlopThe Only Way Is UpYazz and the Plastic Population2004-12-245.05.04.780
The safety word is STOP!The Only Way Is UpYazz and the Plastic Population2004-12-243.03.03.093
Dear Santa! (The Post-Christmas Song)CharismaKISS2004-12-265.05.05.0399
Santa's now a Punk KnockerSheena is a Punk RockerThe Ramones2004-12-264.34.04.069
For Us With Broken Gifts (will Receipt Do?)For Those About To Rock (we Salute You)AC/DC2004-12-304.84.54.5101
SnotKissTom Jones (covering Prince)2005-01-064.54.44.499
99 Billions Of Germs In My Nose99 Bottles Of Beer On The WallTraditional2005-01-063.63.23.4210
Snotty NostrilsBack In BusinessAC/DC2005-01-083.03.03.0104
99 Uruk-Hai Scum On The Wall99 Bottles Of Beer On The WallTraditional2005-01-083.84.04.2108
Christmas FruitcakeLove and MarriageFrank Sinatra2005-01-084.84.84.8131
Gordon FreemanLove and MarriageFrank Sinatra2005-01-085.04.55.0142
Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I DoABBA2005-01-095.05.05.0140
Ado, Ado, Ado, Ado, AdoI Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I DoABBA2005-01-095.05.05.081
I've Been Getting Coal From YouI Was Made For Loving YouKISS2005-01-094.84.54.590
RusticateYesterdayThe Beatles2005-01-174.64.64.671
When The Term's A Quid Pro QuoWhen The Smoke Is Going DownScorpions2005-01-204.04.04.073
Four More YearsNo More TearsOzzy Osbourne2005-01-204.34.34.378
Xanax, Stilnoct and Zoloft (Prescription Renewed)My Bonnie Lies Over The OceanTraditional2005-01-244.94.74.888
My Pony is lost in the ForestMy Bonnie Lies Over The OceanTraditional2005-01-265.04.64.6594
Yellow SubstitutesYellow SubmarineThe Beatles2005-02-285.04.84.866
Kenny's DeadYesterdayThe Beatles2005-02-284.44.64.594
Satan's GayYesterdayThe Beatles2005-02-284.13.53.9335
When I Missed The TeacherWhen I Kissed The TeacherABBA2005-03-014.03.02.7105
Lizzy Borden Took An AxeOld MacDonald Had A FarmTraditional2005-03-044.24.14.2769
(I'm the) Last Man to Transgender!Last Train to TrancentralKLF2005-03-063.73.73.7106
Gavin's Sis is a Filthy Snitch – in high pitch byKyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch - in D MinorSouth Park2005-03-063.43.53.5105
In Swedish: KafkaeskYesterdayThe Beatles2005-03-135.05.05.074
Feng Shui taught by Vlad (the Impaler)Feliz NavidadJose Feliciano2005-03-205.04.94.9169
Michael Jackson's facing jailOld Macdonald Had A FarmTraditional2005-03-203.84.13.9445
Drugs In My SoxMan In The BoxAlice in Chains2005-03-294.02.03.089
Patient of PhloxMan in the boxAlice in Chains2005-03-304.75.05.072
Them SconesThem BonesAlice in Chains2005-04-014.54.84.881
Ancient Sauron Had A RingOld Macdonald Had A FarmTraditional2005-04-014.74.94.984
I Stole De Mobile (but I Did Not Get De Papacy)I Shot The SheriffBob Marley2005-04-095.05.05.085
Can I Chop Orc With You Girl?Can I Sit Next To You Girl?AC/DC2005-04-114.75.04.7101
The Papal FamilyThe Addams FamilyTheme Song2005-04-145.05.05.086
(He) Freed the SlavesAce Of SpadesMotörhead2005-04-145.05.05.083
Born to be PopeBorn to be wildSteppenwolf2005-04-154.54.64.695
Vote For MeYesterdayThe Beatles2005-05-045.05.05.067
Me so PreachyMe so Horny2 Live Crew2005-05-063.93.93.9118
Ratzinger Golgotcha!Rock 'n' Roll DamnationAC/DC2005-05-075.05.05.0103
Vote For Me 2YesterdayThe Beatles2005-05-095.05.05.065
Vote For Me 3YesterdayThe Beatles2005-05-095.05.05.070
I Have Seen A Wookie (in Heat)I Should Be So LuckyKylie Minogue2005-05-095.05.05.0255
Vote For Me 4YesterdayThe Beatles2005-05-125.05.05.073
Vote For Me 5YesterdayThe Beatles2005-05-124.85.05.071
Vote For Me 6YesterdayThe Beatles2005-05-135.05.05.069
Hooray! Hooray! It's A Harley, Harley DayHooray! Hooray! It's A Holi-HolidayBoney M2005-05-135.05.05.0115
Have You Ever Smooched With Someone Named VladHave You Ever Needed Someone So BadDef Leppard2005-05-205.05.05.081
Vote For Me 7YesterdayThe Beatles2005-05-305.04.84.670
Working on a Death StarWorking in a CoalmineLee Dorsey2005-05-305.05.05.094
I Hereby Announce My CandidacyYesterday x 7The Beatles2005-05-314.84.74.7144
No More Mister JediNo More Mister Nice GuyMegadeth2005-06-014.84.74.7128
Hear me, Jar-JarCarsGary Numan2005-06-035.05.05.0109
The Biker's PrayerThe Lord's PrayerTraditional2005-06-045.05.05.0120
The Final Ass WipeThe Final CountdownEurope2005-06-064.22.82.6129
The Newbie Vet'ransThe Final CountdownEurope2005-06-064.74.74.7106
Bow, Bow, Bow to AlRow, Row, Row Your BoatTraditional2005-06-064.64.04.184
That's The Way He Wants The Force To RollThat's The Way I Wanna Rock And RollAC/DC2005-06-095.05.05.092
Felt and NixonLove and MarriageFrank Sinatra2005-06-095.05.05.071
As Of Yet, Thus, So FarYesterdayThe Beatles2005-06-105.05.05.071
I'm Dreaming Of A Cloned ArwenI'm Dreaming Of A White ChristmasBing Crosby2005-06-105.05.05.077
Mike Pacholek wrote...Old Macdonald Had A FarmTraditional2005-06-145.05.05.095
Users, Please Forget My NumberBaby, Don't Forget My NumberMilli Vanilli2005-06-175.04.54.899
Feed a BeakBleed the FreekAlice in Chains2005-06-195.05.05.072
Mime in the BoxMan in the BoxAlice in Chains2005-06-194.43.84.067
There's No Missus Like My MissusThere's No Business Like Show BusinessFrank Sinatra2005-06-245.05.05.073
Fallen On Hard RhymesFallen On Hard TimesJethro Tull2005-06-295.05.05.080
An Offer You Can't RefuseSpamSpamming Bastards Worldwide2005-06-305.04.94.988
I Caught You Under My KinI've Got You Under My SkinPeggy Lee2005-07-015.05.05.087
(Just call me) Arnold groped!SnaggletoothMotörhead2005-07-035.05.05.095
The Catwalk FamilyThe Addams FamilyTheme Song2005-07-055.05.05.088
The High School FacultyThe Addams FamilyTheme Song2005-07-054.84.84.8114
My Goodness! A Shark In The Ocean!My Bonnie Lies Over The OceanTraditional2005-07-055.04.85.071
Bicycle CrashBicycle RaceQueen2005-07-075.05.05.0115
Terror StrikesLightning StrikesOzzy Osbourne2005-07-085.05.05.070
If You Don't Know Who To Come For, Come For MeIf You're Happy And You Know ItTraditional2005-07-105.05.05.084
Gambling Class LoserWorking Class HeroJohn Lennon2005-07-125.05.05.080
Give:Her:Buff:LoveTough LoveKISS2005-07-135.05.05.091
Size:Does:MatterLove and MarriageFrank Sinatra2005-07-135.05.05.078
Charlie Manson's Loony Tunes Thug BandSergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club BandThe Beatles2005-07-145.05.05.084
SmorgasbordPhantom LordMetallica2005-07-145.05.05.067
OmbudsmanMotorbreathMetallica2005-07-154.54.55.088
My Arwen is sexy and gorgeousMy Bonnie Lies Over The OceanTraditional2005-07-165.04.95.076
In Swedish: Jag vill stå breve älskling!Jag vill ha en synt farsan!Galenskaparna & After Shave2005-07-185.04.04.079
I Fell Out Of BalanceUnholy AllianceScorpions2005-07-235.05.05.074
It's A Border! Shoot Someone! Who Cares?Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)Travis Tritt2005-07-294.04.04.096
That's When The Hardcore's ChagrinThat's When Your Heartaches BeginElvis Presley2005-08-045.05.05.070
Mike Tyson Is Bonking For MoneyMy Bonnie Lies Over The OceanTraditional2005-08-085.05.05.085
Payola WayEnola GayOMD2005-08-255.05.05.0111
On Ivan Potkov's farmThe Addams FamilyTheme Song2005-08-264.74.04.383
Ghastly Rita! Hurricane!Lovely RitaThe Beatles2005-09-295.05.05.071
Tonight I'm Gonna Be A JailbaitJailbreakThin Lizzy2005-09-294.64.54.6108
Smokin' HeroesBroken HeroesSaxon2005-10-085.05.05.093
Raise Your BeersRaise Your HandsBon Jovi2005-10-174.24.24.269
(As A) Beer Falls AwayWorld Falls AwaySeether2005-10-175.05.05.0102
Q (All he'll be)Blue (Da ba dee)Eiffel 652005-10-204.94.64.6117
Q CameYou CameKim Wilde2005-10-215.05.05.091
Free falling (Gandalf and the Balrog)Free FallingTom Petty2005-10-245.05.05.0185
Be Fined - When You're DeadBe Quick Or Be DeadIron Maiden2005-10-244.94.84.9119
The Bird FluShe Loves YouThe Beatles2005-10-274.84.94.989
Flu Gone WildYouth Gone WildSkid Row2005-10-275.05.05.0102
In Swedish: LönepottYesterdayThe Beatles2005-11-075.05.05.065
I Can't Incrypt This KeeperDam That RiverAlice in Chains2005-11-075.04.05.082
Meet the (Wedding) PlannerMeet the FlintstonesTheme Song2005-11-073.73.73.790
NetiquetteTourniquetEvanescence2005-11-114.05.05.064
Meet the (Divorce) LawyersMeet the FlintstonesTheme Song2005-11-114.94.94.994
The Tilde is hid on the KeyboardMy Bonnie Lies Over The OceanTraditional2005-11-135.05.05.071
I'll Pay My Taxes With A SmileI'm Only Happy When It RainsGarbage2005-11-175.05.05.093
In Swedish: Akut OrtopediThe Addams FamilyTheme Song2005-11-215.05.05.0108
Caught With Your Puns DownCaught With Your Pants DownAC/DC2005-11-245.05.05.095
Gonna HurlStupid GirlGarbage2005-11-245.04.75.091
Santaclaustrophobia's My Psycho DiagnosisSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews (Mary Poppins)2005-11-294.74.64.7275
Baby, You Can't Drive That Car!Drive My CarThe Beatles2005-12-055.05.05.084
Reindeer DinnersTV DinnersZZ Top2005-12-055.05.05.098
I Have A Little DreidelThe Dreidel SongTraditional2005-12-095.05.05.0122
99 A-something Pills Still Remain99 Bottles Of Beer On The WallTraditional2005-12-103.52.02.097
I've Dated My Brains OutWalking On SunshineKatrina And The Waves2005-12-305.05.05.089
Smorgasborderline's My Other Psycho DiagnosisSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews (Mary Poppins)2006-01-035.05.05.083
FrodoBimboLambretta2006-01-195.05.05.080
In Swedish: PBD (Medicinska Förkortningsvisan)ABCAnna Book2006-01-234.54.04.5105
If You're Going To Strip AlfrescoIf You're Going To San FranciscoScott McKenzie2006-01-305.05.05.0519
10 000 zits (per inch squared)Ten Thousand FistsDisturbed2006-02-034.85.05.0144
The Last Cut Is The HardestThe First Cut Is The DeepestSheryl Crow2006-02-064.94.94.993
If I Weren't Out O' MindIf I Only Had TimeThe Godfathers2006-02-105.05.05.070
First They Came (for The Cartoonists)First They CameMartin Niemöller2006-02-105.05.05.094
Turning CartoonesqueTurning JapaneseThe Vapors2006-02-125.05.05.095
Run Now Scooby-doo!I Love Rock and RollJoan Jett2006-02-155.05.05.0114
Must You Break The WindDo You Close Your EyesRainbow2006-02-165.04.85.095
Dick C shotLick it upKISS2006-02-175.05.05.091
Gay King KongKing Kong SongABBA2006-03-115.05.05.0304
Avril is a PoserDevil is a LoserLordi2006-03-114.24.04.3335
20000 Sheep20000 FeetSaxon2006-03-165.05.05.0198
Cat in the BoxMan in the BoxAlice in Chains2006-03-274.74.74.788
Once a Dell had IWhat the Hell have IAlice in Chains2006-04-015.05.05.088
F*cking (Signs in Austria)HeavenBryan Adams2006-04-035.05.05.0117
Lukewarm theoryLove and MarriageFrank Sinatra2006-04-074.84.94.972
In Swedish: FetHetNina Letar UFO2006-04-103.03.03.078
Female SilenceLove and MarriageFrank Sinatra2006-04-105.05.05.095
Somewhere Is That Frog That I'm Looking ForStill Haven't Found What I'm Looking ForU22006-04-135.05.05.083
If You're Going To Rura PenteIf You're Going To San FranciscoScott McKenzie2006-04-174.95.05.0189
I Bet You'll Be Probed Up The Back DoorI Bet You Look Good On The DancefloorSugababes2006-04-255.05.05.093
Tax Too MuchTouch Too MuchAC/DC2006-05-025.05.05.098
GarlicMagicRainbow2006-05-055.05.05.095
I Did Some Chores In A Store From The YoreFool For Your LovingWhitesnake2006-05-065.05.05.079
AnakinBobby BrownFrank Zappa2006-05-104.84.84.8137
Three little tyrants (and the big bad Bush)Three little pigsGreen Jelly2006-06-024.64.64.6571
She-male Of The SpeciesFemale Of The SpeciesSpace2006-06-085.05.05.094
David Beckham's British Cross Ball GangSergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club BandThe Beatles2006-06-205.05.05.070
German LeathertoysLondon LeatherboysAccept2006-06-245.05.05.094
Hello My Name Is Michael MooreFire Water BurnThe Bloodhound Gang2006-07-014.73.34.0664
NASCAR Techies Stole My CarDrive My CarThe Beatles2006-07-144.24.24.277
(My) Tipsy BroadGypsy RoadCinderella2006-07-155.05.05.082
If You Don't Know What To Wish ForIf You're Happy And You Know ItTraditional2006-07-175.04.74.776
Turds Don't Come EasyWords Don't Come EasyF.R David2006-07-185.04.34.3532
I'm Not Too Happy Dr PhilI'm Only Happy When It RainsGarbage2006-07-195.05.05.0356
Janeway Don't PreachPapa Don't PreachMadonna2006-07-205.05.05.084
I Wanna Be UpdatedI Wanna Be SedatedThe Ramones2006-07-225.04.95.095
I Want A BlogI Want A DogPet Shop Boys2006-07-275.05.05.078
(Kids Are Always) Really BoringBeing BoringPet Shop Boys2006-08-045.05.05.081
Girls of the Playboy MansionMan on the Silver MountainRainbow2006-08-085.05.05.01730
Running With ScissorsRunning For CoverGirlschool2006-08-105.05.05.066
Shite ParodySweet HarmonyThe Beloved2006-08-195.05.05.069
Yellow SubstituteYellow SubmarineThe Beatles2006-08-315.04.95.0241
Getting up Monday morningLoving you Sunday morningScorpions2006-09-045.05.05.078
Ode to BeerYesterdayThe Beatles2006-09-295.05.05.0450
My Stomach Goes BlaaarghBad Habits Die HardAccept2006-10-075.05.05.088
The Zipper Took It AllThe Winner Takes It AllABBA2006-10-264.95.04.9255
Trick Or TreatingLove and MarriageFrank Sinatra2006-10-315.04.94.974
Spot the ReindeersMeet the FlintstonesTheme Song2006-11-305.04.85.0149
Santa'll Hit Your BarSleeping In My CarRoxette2006-12-255.05.05.0121
Privates In MotionPrivate EmotionHooters2006-12-305.05.05.0208
In-laws Be Gone!Since You Been GoneRainbow2007-01-125.05.05.093
Where's The Glove?You're In LoveRatt2007-01-195.05.05.0108
In Swedish: De komma, de komma akut med ambulansDe komma, de komma från PepparkakelandTraditional2007-01-195.05.05.082
Longing For BoozeLooking For CluesRobert Palmer2007-04-125.05.05.0175
I Cook When I'm SpasticSpooks In The AtticEdguy2007-04-285.04.55.092
This Is The Diet That Carries My NameA Few Of My Favorite ThingsJulie Andrews2007-04-285.04.94.9126
Zombies' Given Me A ScarDrive My CarThe Beatles2007-04-295.04.85.081
I Don't Like ZombiesI Don't Like MondaysBoom Town Rats2007-04-295.05.05.091
I'm Gonna Hurl, I'm Gonna VomitI'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A WomanBritney Spears2007-05-045.04.54.590
In Swedish: Fistad utav ComviqFÃ¥ngad av en stormvindCarola2007-05-065.05.05.0111
Fisted in the fine printFÃ¥ngad av en stormvindCarola2007-05-114.94.84.8101
In Swedish: Efter vägenEfter PluggetFactory2007-06-295.05.05.0102
Borat in the USABorn in the USABruce Springsteen2007-07-035.05.05.0157
C.S.IYesterdayThe Beatles2007-07-045.04.85.0116
Chick Flick To EyeTicket To RideThe Beatles2007-07-064.84.84.8168
Booty Women (Don't Stay Hungry Long)Texas Women (Don't Stay Lonely Long)Brooks and Dunn2007-07-205.05.05.0168
I Want My Chocolate!Sweet Like ChocolateShanks & Bigfoot2007-07-215.05.05.0138
Giving Away The Title Here Will Spoil The SurprisePrincess of EgyptE-Type2007-07-285.05.05.0152
The Genre Called Russian FolkloreThe Wreck of the Edmund FitzgeraldGordon Lightfoot2007-08-045.05.05.0191
Stop Lighting Up Your FartsDrivin' Thru My HeartThe Donnas2007-08-105.05.05.0118
I Can't Help It That I'm YuckyI Can't Help It If I'm LuckyRose Tattoo2007-08-115.05.05.0129
Towel, I Am So In Need Of YouLet My Words Be FewRebecca St. James2007-08-245.05.05.0124
Don't Take Your Man To The MallWaterfallsTLC2007-08-255.05.05.0189
Deep Thought Said The Answer's 42Let My Words Be FewRebecca St. James2007-08-255.05.05.0127
I Am A Tired Runner In A Super-ultramarathonI am the Very Model of a Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan2007-08-305.05.05.0458
Mourning My Worn Out DenimFree Like A Flying DemonE-Type2007-09-265.05.05.0112
Reindeer Horn Buyers Get Elk Poop For FreeWorking Class HeroGreen Day2007-09-284.84.84.8572
I didn't use the F-wordWe Didn't Start The FireBilly Joel2007-10-264.94.94.91129
Under The WeatherLipstick And LeatherY & T2007-11-165.05.05.0150
I'm Doing LSD At Night And Speed Most Every DayRock And Roll All NightKiss2007-11-235.05.05.0290
Bonbons GoodbyeDear JohnStatus Quo2007-11-265.04.84.9153
You Should Ho By Now!You Should Know By NowRatt2007-12-084.34.34.3152
PhilomathsYouth Gone WildSkid Row2007-12-145.05.05.0109
Santa Comes TonightStrangers In The NightFrank Sinatra2007-12-215.05.05.0153
If I Could Write For Magazines I Subscribe ToIf I Could Make A LivingClay Walker2007-12-295.05.05.0168
Stuck with old YellerStuck in a movieThe Aquabats2008-01-315.05.05.0454
Show the nutsCool for catsSqueeze2008-02-255.05.05.0208
In Swedish: LösenordsvisanDu käre lille snickerboAstrid Lindgren2008-03-035.05.05.0117
In The Mouth TonightIn The Air TonightPhil Collins2008-03-085.05.05.0223
I Gotta Shop (To Stay Alive)I've Got To Rock (To Stay Alive)Saxon2008-04-044.44.44.4188
Breaking The Law (Dubya iPod Version)Breaking The LawJudas Priest2008-04-095.05.05.0180
Let Them Dorks Attack Chuck NorrisHouse Of HorrorGrave Digger2008-04-145.05.05.0146
Melting Jack FrostJumping Jack FlashRolling Stones2008-04-194.84.84.8162
A Stupid Stick And A BrawlAnother Brick In The WallPink Floyd2008-05-065.05.05.0136
PaparazziIn The NavyVillage People2008-05-305.05.05.0327
*Wheeze* *Puff* *Pant* *Snuffle*Sex, Love, Dance, MusicSkew Siskin2008-06-065.05.05.0165
Finally (Is The White Flag Raised By Hillary)YesterdayThe Beatles2008-06-094.95.05.0130
Carry Your Wife And I'll Carry MineCarry Your Cross And I'll Carry MineTiamat2008-06-104.84.84.8111
(Listen to the) Swedish People(Listen to the) Flower PeopleSpinal Tap2008-07-04No Votes90
Everyone In Our NationMy GenerationThe Who2008-07-085.05.05.0122
Bumper NutsSimon SaysDrain STH2008-07-295.05.05.098
You'll Never Know Where Your Clones AreYou Never Know Who Your Friends AreThe Hooters2008-08-015.05.05.0101
My Final(e) TombstoneThe Final CountdownEurope2008-08-065.05.05.091
I'll Make A Clone I Can SmoochI Got My Mind Set On YouGeorge Harrison2008-08-085.05.05.0164
PainkillersGhostbustersRay Parker Jr2008-08-145.05.05.0112
See The Pandas Won't F*ckAnd The Cradle Will RockVan Halen2008-08-155.05.05.0107
Svelte, Frail and CenterfoldDead, Jail or Rock and RollMichael Monroe with Axl Rose2008-08-29No Votes74
Soccer MomIron ManBlack Sabbath2008-09-193.93.93.9162
Who Shot The MooseWho's Got The CashRose Tattoo2008-09-235.05.05.062
Ancle braceletDevil's HaircutBeck2008-10-105.05.05.060
Gomers Never DieLegends Never DieKing Kobra2008-10-30No Votes40
DittyLet DownBif Naked2008-11-175.05.05.027
Damn Cow Caused My TombstoneBlack Crow On A TombstoneSatyricon2008-11-19No Votes19
 
 
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