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Song Parodies -> "Im Living In Fort Knox, But I Lock When Men From Irs Knocks"

Original Song Title:

"Opportunity Nox"

Original Performer:

Roxette

Parody Song Title:

"Im Living In Fort Knox, But I Lock When Men From Irs Knocks"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This parody song is based on the brand new single from Roxette. I dont know if its even out in the states yet.
Well, I blamed them
My lawyers said that were gonna maim them
Through the years I thought it would be the same then
I couldnt quite imagine the fame then

Tobacco lawyers, they made me rich!

When I settled, when I settled
I got this fancy place
Now I see them, now I see them
I hide

Im living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
Im living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
Im living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks on

I coughed at first when counting my millions
But payed the Reaper off with some billions
Cos interest alone brought a trillion
But now I owe the taxman gazillions!

Now theyre coming, now theyre coming
Ill loose this fancy place
I can see them, shit, I can see them
Oh no!

Im living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
Im living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
Im living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks on

Now theyre coming, now theyre coming
Ill loose this fancy place
I can see them, shit, I can see them
Oh no!

Im living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
Im living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
Im living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
Im living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
Im living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks
Im living in Fort Knox, but I lock when men from IRS knocks

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Spaff.com - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Peter chyd, I just saw your plug. Alas, I DKTOS, but I wholeheartedly agree with the message (and your use of "gazillions"). So is Roxette Swedish? I forget. And still recording? I remember a video from back in the day with the lead babe performing on stage barefoot. It was soooo sexxxxy, and I'm not even a foot fetishist.
Clean Slate - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx Spaff! (Pre-Vote Tally: Varied, but another average near 4.
Amanda - January 06, 2008 - Report this comment
EXTREMELY funny. I'm a huge Roxette fan, and just one of their songs can have me on cloud nine. This song actually has the same effect!

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