There's a big bird in the hallway
A cow floats in the pool
A full-armed Rambo or GI Joe
Can't keep them cool

And there's some Heinz sauce on the TV
A silence full of noise
A big fat smile when they're cray'ing the wall
They're busy boys

They are kids
Full of skids
Smells like tar
Where's the bar?

And their folks' afar

Baby-sittin'
"Watch it! Watch IT!"
Baby-sittin'

And there's no trace of yawns at bedtime
The Sandman's beat and flown
They're making plans to take me out
Like Home Alone

And I'm not calm as Bea Arthur
From the Golden Girls
A big fat fit when they're feeding the cat
Their back-up hurls

They are boys
Making noise
Lock the door
They're like war

I can't take no more!

Baby-sittin'
"Watch it! Watch IT!"
Baby-sittin'

They break
They scream
My tomb
Their scheme
'Tis' bad deal

"Won't my Mommy come home?!!!"

"Sleep!"

"SLEEP!"

"YOU SLEEP NOW!"

Baby-sittin'
"WATCH IT! WATCH IT!"
Baby-sittin'

Baby-sittin'
No encore, nevermore I'll be your
Baby-sitter
"OH LOOK OUT!"
Baby-sittin'
All has failed, 'tis like jail, pay my bail, fairy tale
Baby-sittin'
'Scape pod's Land of Nod, "Oh My God!", "IS THAT COD!?!"
Baby-sittin'
Now I'm down on all four, on the floor, IQ's 4
Baby-sittin'
Taking heat, getting beat, I'm too neat, need a Fleet!
When I'm baby-sittin'
Baby-sittin'