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Song Parodies -> "God Gives Centerfolds To Me"

Original Song Title:

"God Gave Rock 'n' Roll To You II"

Original Performer:

KISS

Parody Song Title:

"God Gives Centerfolds To Me"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This one is dedicated to Claude Prez. Thereīs a line in the original about "wishin' on a falling star", and I read that the same day as I read the parody on "When you wish upon a star". The other lines just came from there on, in my dreams... ;-)
God gives centerfolds to me, gives centerfolds to me
Puts them in my bed from Eight to One

Do they know what I want? You can bet for sure!
It feels so right, I canīt pray for more
Iīm not getting' less than what Iīm lookin' for

I donīt have money or a fancy car
But Iīm tired from doing lotsa p*r*o stars
I gotta hear them scream like a loud guitar

God gives centerfolds to me, gives centerfolds to me
Gives centerfolds from Eight to One
God gives centerfolds to me, gives centerfolds to me
Puts them in my bed from Eight to One

Now listen:
If you wanna be a swinger, foreplay is fine
But, you gotta ask, for your concubines
And itīs never to late to pray six ti'nine

Itīs a righteous stand, when itīs a c*m pro miss
I will go down hard on those fathom siss'
If they do start moanin' when I rear the swiss


I gotta pray now:
God give centerfolds to me, more centerfolds to me
Give centerfolds from Eight to One
God give centerfolds to me, and centerfolds to all
Put them all to bed

God give centerfolds to me
(From Eight to One)
More centerfolds to me
(Please let this son use his schlong)
Give centerfolds from Eight to One

God give centerfolds to all
(From Eight to One)
More centerfolds' a ball
(Please give Miss March and her tounge)
Give centerfolds to each and all
Give centerfolds...


God gives centerfolds to me, gives centerfolds to me
Gives centerfolds from Eight to One
God gives centerfolds to me, gives centerfolds to me
Puts them in my bed from Eight to One
God gives centerfolds to me, gives centerfolds to me
Gives centerfolds from Eight to One...

Iīm low life, sometimes I dress in drag, but I know 1 can hear me dream.
And people, I have been given a gift, I have becomen a d*ck, and that d*ckīs here for...
Centerfolds!

Repeat chorus
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Claude Prez - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the dedication. I baaarely remember the chorus to this one but I gave the benefit of a doubt since your pacing is usually right on; well done; some great wordplay in there.
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Claude: You might recognize/remember it from the second Bill and Ted movie; ”Bill and Tedīs bogus journey”. ”God gave Rock ’n’ Roll to you II” is the song Wyld Stallions play at the end of the movie, when they finally have rehearsed enough to become the best band in the world (and beyond).
Clean Slate - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Pre-Vote Tally: One visit from the One Guy, Three people disagreed).

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