God gives centerfolds to me, gives centerfolds to me
Puts them in my bed from Eight to One

Do they know what I want? You can bet for sure!
It feels so right, I can´t pray for more
I´m not getting' less than what I´m lookin' for

I don´t have money or a fancy car
But I´m tired from doing lotsa p*r*o stars
I gotta hear them scream like a loud guitar

God gives centerfolds to me, gives centerfolds to me
Gives centerfolds from Eight to One
God gives centerfolds to me, gives centerfolds to me
Puts them in my bed from Eight to One

Now listen:
If you wanna be a swinger, foreplay is fine
But, you gotta ask, for your concubines
And it´s never to late to pray six ti'nine

It´s a righteous stand, when it´s a c*m pro miss
I will go down hard on those fathom siss'
If they do start moanin' when I rear the swiss


I gotta pray now:
God give centerfolds to me, more centerfolds to me
Give centerfolds from Eight to One
God give centerfolds to me, and centerfolds to all
Put them all to bed

God give centerfolds to me
(From Eight to One)
More centerfolds to me
(Please let this son use his schlong)
Give centerfolds from Eight to One

God give centerfolds to all
(From Eight to One)
More centerfolds' a ball
(Please give Miss March and her tounge)
Give centerfolds to each and all
Give centerfolds...


God gives centerfolds to me, gives centerfolds to me
Gives centerfolds from Eight to One
God gives centerfolds to me, gives centerfolds to me
Puts them in my bed from Eight to One
God gives centerfolds to me, gives centerfolds to me
Gives centerfolds from Eight to One...

I´m low life, sometimes I dress in drag, but I know 1 can hear me dream.
And people, I have been given a gift, I have becomen a d*ck, and that d*ck´s here for...
Centerfolds!

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