Beckham´s been cheating on his wife
Apparently she no longer can spice up his life
Marriage´s not a hit
And, Beckham´s been cheating on his wife
He´s been cheating

Maybe he´s picking up habits from before
Or Sven-Göran Eriksson has taught him how to score
Sleeping with a blonde
That, Viking was cheating on his wife
Just like David

Yes he´s been lay´n´, in Spain
With drunk from Mar-gar-itas Seno-ritas
Compared to whom his skinny woman looks like Cheetahs

Beckham´s been scoring overtime
And Rebecca Loos has made his wife sour like a lime
Crying all the time
But, she cannot ever stop these gold-diggers coming
Kissing his pecs
He´s THE Metrosex-Becks

Compared to him his poshy woman looks like Cheetah

Beckham´s been scoring on the side
And that prob´bly mean his wife will soon give him a ride
Lawyers will be rich
And, Odds: 1-5 that they will not stay United
If he stays Real
Where he´s coping a feeee...