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Song Parodies -> "I Must Take A Selfie"

Original Song Title:

"I Should Be So Lucky"

Original Performer:

Kylie Minogue

Parody Song Title:

"I Must Take A Selfie"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

We all know this type of girl/woman, don't we?

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
My self-infatuation
Has yet no limitation
I post about ME all the time
It's a one way conversation
With tweets out to the nation
Tight as a conga line

My Facebook self-narration
Has daily revelations
I talk about my plans so grand

I'm steaming
I'm on an ego spree
That none can live up to
Just I can follow through
Look here's my new tattoo!

I must take a selfie
selfie, selfie, selfie
I must take a selfie again
I must post a selfie
selfie, selfie, selfie
I must post a selfie again

I'm a tweenie inspiration
A staple for quotations
My e-mail list you cannot leave
Yeah I'm just like a hot thing
Just look at my new nose ring
I snapped the bull in front of me

My fame was there for taking
My family's 'round me snaking
They hope they'll be on Instagram

Stop dreaming!
I'm narcissist you see
Won't share my breath with you
And just like I was two
Can hold it 'til I'm blue

Then I'll take a selfie
selfie, selfie, selfie
Then I'll take a selfie again
I must take a selfie
selfie, selfie, selfie
I must take a selfie again

I must take a selfie (a selfie, a selfie)
I must take a selfie
I, I (I, I)
I must take a selfie (a selfie)
I must take a selfie
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I

My self-aggrandization's
in overt escalation
It's ME, ME, ME, ME all the time

I'm needy!
I'll find a shrink to see
And if that wont make do
My Podcast I'll eschew!
To break the deja vu

Then I'll post a selfie
selfie, selfie, selfie
Then I'll post a selfie again
I must take a selfie
selfie, selfie, selfie
I must take a selfie, my friends

I must take more selfies...

(REPEAT CHORUS 'TIL BATTERY GOES OUT)

© Peter Andersson.

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Otherie - July 22, 2014 - Report this comment
...not to mention a certain selfie-taking Kenyan metrosexual White House occupant rumored to be out-and-out homosexual with a trannie wife?
Peter Andersson - July 22, 2014 - Report this comment
Not that I believe your rumour-mongering Otherie but if I did I'd say it's truly The American Way to elect a president that is 180° opposite to the one in communist Russia! ;-)
Jonathan - July 22, 2014 - Report this comment
found this one prety funny myselfie 5's
Phil Alexander - July 22, 2014 - Report this comment
Wonderful stuff - excellent choice of title subs, beautifully written
Matthias - July 22, 2014 - Report this comment
Reminds me of that house/techno song that's popular right now called "Selfie" that song is very annoying but this parody is fun and creative
Callmelennie - July 23, 2014 - Report this comment
Does this song reference the deep thinker who took a selfie while touring Auschwitz? Have you heard about this, Peter. It was posted at #notgettingtheconcept

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