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Song Parodies -> "Wrestling CNN"

Original Song Title:

"Working 9 to 5"

Original Performer:

Dolly Parton

Parody Song Title:

"Wrestling CNN"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Maybe I'm kinda too old for this shit, but in the ongoing net-battle between the younger meme-literate generations and the older meme-illiterate pundits I'm gonna have to side with the younguns.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Twitter's now ahead of internetty kittens
Breaking rules of conduct unwritten
With gifs and clips and viral overdrive

Press on a button and send out some bleating
Out in the world, some peeps be retweeting
Like Donald T, from the phone where he's alive

Wrestling CNN, DJ Trump re-sent a me-me
Squarely on the fly, it got viral and covfe-fe
It was out of line, said the journos used to credit
A real a**hole went to, blackmail teens on Reddit

CNN, in a me-me-tic commotion
And a stink that I, fear goes deeper than the ocean
Kathy Griffins' head, was the bottom reach of me-mes
I fear all times now news are, fake covfe-fes

It's gone extreme, they're a team of adders
News are formed in their biley bladders
Source criticism's importanter each day

Teens are blackmailed if they don't make amends
Threatened for the way their thumbs hit on send
And a tax is to come if the press is to have their way

Wrestling CNN, broke all records for a me-me
Pundits hue and cry, it stems not from their covfe-fe
"Trump is out of line", has replaced "should be beheaded"
As the click-hoes has to trick with what they've bedded

CNN, they don't hesitate to screw you
They've been sending bile, and invented the term fake news
Now's a turn-'round game, more netme-mes will deball them
And if sectisized, put-off netizens outwalls them

(Repeat chorus until your phone beeps and distracts you)

© Peter Andersson.

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Max Power - July 12, 2017 - Report this comment
You beat me to it, looks like I'm gonna have to dox you.
Rob Arndt - July 12, 2017 - Report this comment
Well done! 555!
Peter Andersson - July 12, 2017 - Report this comment
Max, Rob, Others: Dox is a word that paces nicely over ROCK, and you literally have thousands of songs with that word in the title, that could be the next trend here on Amiright - knock yourself out!

Just from the top of my head:

Queen: We will dox you (We will rock you)
Twisted Sister: I'm gonna dox (I wanna rock)
Joan Jet: I love doxing trolls (I love rock n roll)
Elvis Presley: Nail and dox (Jailhouse rock)
Neil Young: Doxing to suppress words (Rocking in the free world)
Otis Lennie - July 12, 2017 - Report this comment
Sitting And I'm Doxing The Bey (Sitting on The Dock Of The Bay)
Max Power - July 30, 2017 - Report this comment
My CNN parody will be up tomorrow, be sure to catch it.
Peter Andersson - July 31, 2017 - Report this comment
Max: I'll try. If I can't right away (due to work and stuff) I'll catch up later in the week.

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