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Song Parodies -> "Hamburger"

Original Song Title:

"Teenager"

Original Performer:

Cygnets

Parody Song Title:

"Hamburger"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

I'm not sure if this is a food parody, or a parody about relations - I'll let you decide.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
You take your girl out to a restaurant and there you have a hamburger
She has her usual, a sallad, but she's ogeling your hamburger
It's aromatic, and she's not anosmatic to your hamburger
You turn your back and when you do she let her hand drift to your hamburger

-Are you stealing the fries?
-I'm not stealing the fries!
-Are you stealing the fries?
-I'm not stealing the fries!
-Are you stealing the fries?
-I'm not stealing the fries!
-Are you stealing the fries?

And she's gonna go pointing to make you turn around
And she's gonna go poking to make you turn around
And she's gonna go bluffing to make you turn around
And she will stop at nothing to make you turn around

-Are you stealing the fries?
-I'm not stealing the fries!
-Are you stealing the fries?
-I'm not stealing the fries!
-Are you stealing the fries?
-I'm not stealing the fries!
-Are you stealing the fries?

Her hands are fast and you must catch them in the act when on your hamburger
Her eyes and smooching mastermind are on the hunt, protect your hamburger
She'll go ballistic, but never veganistic, with your hamburger
'Cos she will hospitalize, might even out-cannibalize you for your hamburger

-Are you stealing the fries?
-I'm not stealing the fries!
-Are you stealing the fries?
-I'm not stealing the fries!
-Are you stealing the fries?
-I'm not stealing the fries!
-Are you stealing the fries?

And she's gonna go pointing to make you turn around
And she's gonna go poking to make you turn around
And she's gonna go bluffing to make you turn around
And she will stop at nothing to make you turn around

-Are you stealing the fries?
-I'm not stealing the fries!
-Are you stealing the fries?
-I'm not stealing the fries!
-Are you stealing the fries?
-I'm not stealing the fries!
-Are you stealing the fries?

-Are you stealing the fries?
-I'm not stealing the fries!
-Are you stealing the fries?
-I'm not stealing the fries!
-Are you stealing the fries?
-I'm not stealing the fries!
-Are you stealing the fries?

And she's gonna go pointing to make you turn around
And she's gonna go poking to make you turn around
And she's gonna go bluffing to make you turn around
And she will stop at nothing to make you turn around

-Are you stealing the fries?
-I'm not stealing the fries!
-Are you stealing the fries?
-I'm not stealing the fries!
-Are you stealing the fries?
-I'm not stealing the fries!
-Are you stealing the fries?

© Peter Andersson. (Definitely a bit repetetive at the end but so is the original, another one from my favorite jogging playlist, good for 164 steps per minute, if you like getting hungry that way).

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Rob Arndt - November 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Wickedly delicious! 555! Also, this made me hungry for a hugging cow!

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