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Pimp - It's a musing expression
Pimp - And a global obsession
Pimp - It's a slick trick discov'ry
That when pimped up will shit start recov'ry
Pimp - Up your life and get carried
Pimp - Redact what is horrid
Pimp - Up your borderline trash mon
Take a butt fugly CD and bash on
Pimp - Up the lines that you write
Pimp - All original shite
Pimp - Up and boost what is trite
When you think that a write is an awful bore, don't pout
Good's in the details, work it out
You can't pimp too flamboyant
You'll look like a circus clairvoyant
Pimp just enough and it's stellar
If you pimp right 'tis a U-boast propeller
Pimp - All the songs in your life
Pimp - Up the blanks for your wife
Pimp - All the skids on the whites
When you're up in her thong she's going to get alight
Don't linger i.e - pimp that rite
You want a stuck words remover?
A writer's Heimlich Maneuver?
Then pimp up the ones that are Gorgons!
'Cos pimped lines are tasty as bon-bons!
Pimp - Up the songs that dates back
Pimp - Up the punch that you pack
Pimp - Up Fab Four and Get Back
And then sleep on the thing 'fore you spring a last rewrite
No matter where your Yoko's at
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