-> "The Zipper Took It All"
Original Song Title:
"The Winner Takes It All"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Zipper Took It All"
The Lyrics
I just had to squawk
Hoping it was untrue
No more squirting free
Now that's history
I'm slain beyond scarred
And the nuts are gone too
No more roll in hay
Nothing to display
The zipper took it all
The hose and both de balls
That piss turned toooo goryyyy
Valedictory
I was first alarmed
Blinking I then stood there
I flunked my future tense
Built now like the Kens
Having there at home
A genitals are gone scare
Gosh I lost my duals
Zipping like a fool
The goods where thrown on ice
To no use (way too sliced)
Yes somehow way down there
I lost something dear
The zipper took it all
Remains are very small
There's nothing much to see
12 inch' history
Don't ask me how I piss
Lest no-one will miss you
Dude I cannot aim
But I'm not a dame
Since I lost my pride
That place you don't go to
So shut up I pray
Jewel jokes' clichéd
Adjudged here on the side
Unlikely I'll now astride
Spectators of my low
Evermore plateau
The time it took my friend
A second poorly spent
A big thing uninstalled
The zipper took it all
I don't want you gawk
Shit happens, I've been had
And in this here land
No more I'll hold my gland
I zipped up unwise
And if you think that's bad
There I've nothing, hence
Now I've normal sense
So you see
The zipper took it aaaaaaaall
The zipper took it aaaaaaaall
That damned zipper
Took it all off
Both the ol' hose
And the balls
Cut to size
Wasn't nice
Down I stare
"Bye-bye dear"
It's been cut off
Don't you boff
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