Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Picked A Booger"

Original Song Title:

"Picked A Winner"

Original Performer:

Justin McGurk

Parody Song Title:

"Picked A Booger"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

An odd country love song, that's all...

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
I've dated classy girls throughout my life
But I wasn't a tied down - hadn't found the right
Even though I kinda knew what to look for
I remember I first saw you when I moved in next door

You picked a booger when I fell in love with you
I could a-hear my moving buddies going "eww..."
But ignoring all their banter
I kept my eyes on you
You picked a booger and I fell in love with you

If there had been odds for you to be my bride
One could have made a zillion cents from bookies nationwide
Saw the blemished tone and bruises on your shin
With you there in my sight I felt a kinky urge for sin

You picked a booger when I fell in love with you
And you had spinach stuck on every frontal tooth
Then my pinch of snuff I anchored
So hard my lip turned blue

You picked a booger and I fell in love with you

You picked a booger when I fell in love with you
I'd never seen a snout that big outside the zoo
Now I'm glad that I was hammered
And all the work was through
You picked a booger and I fell in love with you

Both your finger and my manners
Were sliding out of true
You picked a booger and I fell in love with you
I launched a loogie and approached and now we're two

© Peter Andersson.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   1
 1
 1
 
 5   9
 9
 9
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Rob Arndt - October 21, 2016 - Report this comment
You struck gold- 555!
Kenny - October 22, 2016 - Report this comment
You picked it, now flick it! 5s
Peter Andersson - October 24, 2016 - Report this comment
Besnouted thanks to Rob and Kenny.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/justinmcgurk0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 218