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Song Parodies -> "Satan's Gay"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Satan's Gay"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

I'm sorry if this will offend anyone but I don't literally believe what's stated here, I just wanted to see if I could write a really aggressive parody from an intolerant point of view, a litterary challenge to broaden my repertoire so to speak (of the Devil):
Satan's gay
All you faggots will be held at bay
And if married you'll go down to stay
In Purgatory Satan's gay

Has a place for you if you're to err
Vote for lib'rals or do oral stir
Then Lucifer your ass will spur

Why you're going down, you all know, so don't be mad
You've done so much wrong, have to pay for being bad

Loves soul-searching hours in your pub
There be smouldering and rub-a-dub
He'll chime the “beelze” and you're the “bub”

Why you're going down, you all know, you bunch of cads
You've done all things wrong, since the day that you were tads

Michael Moore
Has a date in Hell, he's gonna score
Red hot poker will throb up his core
Scream 911 then Michael Moore

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!...
© Peter Andersson.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 21

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   4
 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   15

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Nicholas of Corinth aka Satan - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
This accusation, like most about me, is not true. I've been happily married to Persephone for over 2500 years any ou can read about it in "Elephant News" which is here:
Royce Miller - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, your pacing is great and some interesting lines, but as for the content, Satan is very much into soul destroying, which is neither straight nor gay, and if he can't destroy your soul, he will try to just discourage you, rob you of hope, or whatever he can...he "walks the earth seeking whom he may devour"....
Johnny D - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
An intellectual exercise of sound, pacing, and meter.
Kris M - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
This is not even about political correctness here - this is about this verbal exhibitionism. But better write here, than on the toilet walls or doors... :-) P.S. I am straight.
Guy - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd vote this 666 but the scale only goes to 5.
Michael Pacholek - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Did anybody notice? This is the 1000th Beatles parody on Amiright!
Kristof Robertson - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM)Santa's Gray?? Well, of course he is...:-) Congrats on Beatle 1000, Peter..I'm sure the Fabs would love this. And I'm loving the neverending parody..
John Jenkins - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought the Beelzebub line was clever, and I've got to commend you accomplishing your goal - you did a great job of playing the Devil's advocate!
Guy - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above comments and the scale still only goes to 5.
Charlie Decker - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I like the irony (at least I think it's irony). 555
Scathe - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(sotm) Write boldly and let none discourage you.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Usually political parodies are badly written, but great work here. Congrats on Beatles #1000.
Adagio - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This was great!! I liked the beelzebub line too. 5's - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Three cheers (make that three fives) for "verbal exhibitionism." I predict you'll soon be hearing this sung in churches everywhere. See you in Hell.
Johnny D - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Phil Alexander - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
:-) (now... where's that horned smiley?)
Rex - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Interesting progression from Satan to Lucifer to Beelzebub to Michael Moore. Who would be next? Pauly Shore?
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I would like to thank everyone who voted for this one so far and give comments to everyone, but there's too many and the subject would probably rouse conflict rather than funny bones, so I'll settle for just three at the moment

John Jenkins: At $555 an hour for those cases I won and $111 for whose I lost, no doubt.

Spaff: Haven't really thought about it before but others here have had their parody stuff show up in seriously meant "predictable" contexts. Maybe I shouldn't be surprised if this one does too one day.

Rex: LOL! But the original idea was to balance the parody with a final verse about "Pope John Paul" and salvation. I still have mixed emotions about not going down that road, but the Michael Moore verse paced better and turned out much funnier.
Jeff Reuben - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nice job
Arwen - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--interesting to say the least...=)
Stuart McArthur - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
sotm - did this inspire the neverending thread, K1? - if so, you've gotta include these verses - they'll be of historical importance one day :-) - 555
Jordan (Mike Armstrong) - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
well this was a gay old time!
Claude Prez - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Devilishly clever
2nz - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I just... I can't get behind ya on this one, Peter. The beauty of this place is we're all free to create our parodies as we wish. I just don't see the point in portraying intolerant ideas for the sake of 'growing as a writer'. That said, pacing was spot on.
Tim Mayfield - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) "I just wanted to see if I could write a really aggressive parody from an intolerant point of view" Umm, it's easy to be intolerant... ;-)
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Tim Mayfield and 2nz: It's rather easy and not much of a writers challenge to be intolerant in your own language, but you have to take into account that as a Swede I really am broadening my English grammar by writing a stupid ditty like this. :-)
2nz - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
That fact had escaped me... I guess then there's also the implied complement that I didn't know your grasp of English grammar wasn't broad already. So speaking as a person, I'm uncomfortable at best with the subject matter of this parody. But as a parody writer I commend you for expanding your mind. And there ya go

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