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Song Parodies -> "As Of Yet, Thus, So Far"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"As Of Yet, Thus, So Far"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

The early working title for this parody was "woe is me" (I've got a bit of a summer cold, thus had to cancel things long planned), but then I realised that there's an upside; extra hours for parody writing. ;-)
As of yet
I've seen E.Rs thanks to a Corvette
Learned of puberty through Chia Pets
And there's no way, I'd those forget

Jinxed, am I
I'm an understudy stood standby
With a short dick, get no long goodbyes
Think I'll apply, to Loser Pi

Why I'm jinxed like this, I don't know, it came with birth
Maybe I should try, to pollute, the nearest firth

Pepper spray
Women use it on me everyday
When I ask them out it's "make my day"
Then comes the Maze, and disarray

Why I'm jinxed like this, I don't know, the Gods play tricks
I'd hide in the woods, but the moss, will bring me tics

Thus, so far
Seems that Black Cats crossed me from afar
And them Shepherds think its wonderbar
To give me scars, a gross so far

Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm
© Peter Andersson.

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Red Ant - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS ( just kidding ) 5s. Peter, you okay man? This is pretty bizarre. Much of this is L.I.T., but don't elaborate. It might not be as funny if you did. ;-)
Kristof Robertson - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
This is surreal to the nth degree, Peter...but captivating in a strange way. 555
Tim Mayfield - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Some great lines and some I don't get... 5's for the pepper spray verse
Arwen - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Poor K1...=( I promise to never pepper spray you, how's that?
Rick C - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
We all love you, Peter! Take heart....5s
Peter Andersson - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I can happily declare that my summer cold is much better today (except for some yellow-green sequele in the sinuses), but that also means that I’m going back to work, and this being my super weekend at the emergency ward I’ll have to put in some 25 hours before it’s over, so I’m postponing my personal re-comments here (and reading parodies back) until Monday, when I have the whole day off.
LadyGaladriel - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Absolutely flawless parody. 5s.
Agrimorfee - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Three letters---W, T, F.
Peter Andersson - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx for commenting Red Ant, Kristof, Tim, Arwen, Rick C, Lady Galadriel and Agrimorfee.

Some question marks I see, let’s just say that it’s an absurd tale of bad luck and that “woe is me” was to close to a title I’ve used once or twice before. ;-)

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