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Song Parodies -> "One Part Beef (The European Lasagna Song)"

Original Song Title:

"One Track Mind"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"One Part Beef (The European Lasagna Song)"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

The food scandal of the year (so far) seems to be that all over Europe (again, so far) all kinds of frozen lasagna supposed to be filled with beef have been found to have mostly cheap horse meat in them. The investigation and DNA-testing has now spread to the whole continent (horses that are not bred for the meat market are allowed a whole different level of strong medications, therefore presumably dangerous for humans to eat) and as our BS-filled politicians and lobbyists in Brussels all go to duck behind the nearest ass I thought I'd take a shot at this mooooving parody target, let's hope you can digest it.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
What is in it?
One part hide
One part bat shit
One part dye
One part blind vet
One part hound
One part briquettes
All stirred 'round

One part beef
One part beef
One part beef
One part beef

Two parts scent spray
Two cigars
Two parts ashtray
Too bizarre?
Two parts horse shin
Two parts thigh
Two parts therein
Just walked by

One part beef
One part beef
One part beef
One part beef

Three parts' unclear
Three withdrawn
Three parts veneer
Three are craw
Three parts hustle
Three parts vow
Bought from Brussels
We're to chow!

One part beef
One part beef
One part beef
One part beef
© Peter Andersson.

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Old Man Ribber - February 26, 2013 - Report this comment
Peter - This current situation is bad enough. Just be alert for the discovery of Horst meat coming from Germany. Fine job. ;D
Onslaught - February 26, 2013 - Report this comment
DKTOS but your lyrics are all that and a bag of chips... I hope.
Abbott Skelding - March 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Never heard the original song before, but I thought this was really well done and funny. Nice work!
bobpiecheese - March 29, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Kinda simple but still pretty good for a list parody. 555 health code violations!
Jeff Reuben - March 31, 2013 - Report this comment
Sounds like what they serve at the cafeteria at my work for lunch! Enjoyed this
glen s - April 01, 2013 - Report this comment
Very funny Peter. Great use of some very short lyrics. No horsing around here.
Blaydeman - April 01, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very simplistic and a little repetitive, but so much funny! Nice work!

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