-> "I Gotta Shop (To Stay Alive)"
Original Song Title:
"I've Got To Rock (To Stay Alive)"
Parody Song Title:
"I Gotta Shop (To Stay Alive)"
The Lyrics
I buy new shoes, I buy some gowns
I only stop in red-paint towns
I buy the law, when I make good
I take no stand, I'm understood
Can't stop me now, I offed Nicole
Alone I make the centrefolds
I'm so hot - I believe
And credit cards are all I need
Can't slow down - can't take five
I gotta shop to stay alive - stay alive
I spend it out, it turns me on
I give out moolah all year long
Lewd and screwed, that's me on tape
I never dared to hit escape
Can't stop me now, I've pawned my soul
All year I make the centrefolds
I'm so hot - that I seethe
And credit cards are all I need
Can't slow down - can't take five
I gotta shop to stay alive - stay alive
I need help - to just breathe
Dad's credit cards fulfil my needs
He's at home - can't take five
He's gotta earn, to fix my driiiive!
Let me tell you 'bout my creed
My wallet's got a need for speed
I hear ka-ching and feel upbeat
When I endow I feel complete
Called obtuse and called a ho
But still I make the centrefolds
I'm so hot - that dough leaves
But credit cards are all I need
Can't slow down - can't take five
I gotta shop to stay alive
I have bought - since I teethed
And credit cards are all I need
Can't slow down - can't take five
I gotta shop to stay alive - stay alive
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