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Song Parodies -> "On Ivan Potkov's farm"

Original Song Title:

"The Addams Family"

Original Performer:

Theme Song

Parody Song Title:

"On Ivan Potkov's farm"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

There's some weird shit in the news nowadays, like this: 40 tonnes of Marijuana planted among feed crops in Russia will NOT be destroyed because then the cows in the Ural region will have nothing to eat. (The name Ivan Potkov has been made up for this parody though).
Through Russian shit forsaken
the taste is now Jamaican
on burgers, eggs and bacon
on Ivan Potkov's farm

A Kolkhoz life is tilling
but ruminate the grilling
inhaled the smoke's fulfilling
on Ivan Potkov's farm

Huff, puff, *Cough*

I swear that I ain't lyin'
chow down a steak, get high an'
then watch the pigs a-flyin'
on Ivan Potkov's farm
© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Rick C - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Now breathe this parody in and hold it as long as you can...555
Kat - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
A little strange, but very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick C & Kat: Thanx! :-)

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