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Song Parodies -> "When I Missed The Teacher"

Original Song Title:

"When I Kissed The Teacher"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"When I Missed The Teacher"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Disclaimer: No real teacher was hurt during the from-the-hip writing of this parody.
Furthermore: Puns don't kill people, people do!
Everybody booed
When I missed the teacher
And then came remarks so lewd
When I missed the teacher

When I pop they cork
I had never done it otherwise
I looked like a dork
Raison d'etre revokes are to come as surprise
And I missed the teacher
No-one could believe their eyes
When I missed the teacher

Big holes open wide
In my soul, my breath, it felt offbeat
And then I just cried
I could feel my shame excrete
Because I missed the teacher

One of these guns
Should'ave offed him, I'll dream of it every night
One of these guns
Should I've kept as a spare, but I learned me a lesson alright

I must move to France
‘Cos I missed the teacher
Soddenly I loose my stance
Since I missed the teacher

Preening over me
He was working to explain the laws of optometry
And I guess it's irony
That's when I missed the teacher

Should'ave used mace
Should'ave cuffed him, I'll dream of it every night
Should'ave used mace
Should'ave stuffed him real fast, but I learned me a lesson alright

What a hazy day
When I missed the teacher
Substitutes I fail to slay
Since I missed the teacher

He was s'posed to die
Have a classroom death, a colt delete
But now I just cry
I could feel my rap excrete
Because I missed the teacher (I want a hug, hug mummy)

‘Cos I missed the teacher (I want a hug, mummy)
‘Cos I missed the teacher (I want a hug, hug mummy)
‘Cos I missed the teacher (I want a hug, mummy)
‘Cos I missed the teacher (I want a hug, hug mummy)
© Peter Andersson

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 3

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Susanna Viljanen - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Mamma mia! Here we go again - 5! 5! 5 - I cannot help it....
Know 1 can hear you dream - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Susanna, this one sorta spawned from "Yellow substitutes".

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