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Song Parodies -> "Give:Her:Buff:Love"

Original Song Title:

"Tough Love"

Original Performer:

KISS

Parody Song Title:

"Give:Her:Buff:Love"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Microsoft Hotmail (free) Accounts have been increased to 250 Mb, probably due to the way spam mail has become bigger and bigger lately, though the evolutionary laws of counterbalanced terror predicts that this will lead to even larger spam mail, therefore I'm now anticipating that we'll soon see spam arriving to our inboxes in the form of mp3-music. (I hope I'm wrong, but if I'm not here's how it might sound).
You wanna shake your thang?
Until the morning light?
Why don't you stop your hang?
I'll make you fit for fight!

I'm the one to sell you what you never had
I say you should
Be bigger and be stood
You'll cope the Belles with inches add'

This gonna blaze you
She is gonna praise you - GIVE HER BUFF LOVE!
Go home and please her
Take your time and tease her - GIVE HER BUFF LOVE!

It'll get you size o' kings
It'll make your fever rise
You'll get that inch that brings
What others fantasize

It'll make her smile and go down on her knees
So Whoa! Come bid... your manly blues Good-Bye
I swear you'll hear her sighing "Geeeez..."

It's gonna blaze you
She is gonna praise you - GIVE HER BUFF LOVE!
Go home and please her
Take your time, appease her - GIVE HER BUFF LOVE!

BUFF!

She never knew how much your needle size did hide
But soon she'll know 'cos tonight you're gonna show your bride

(Incremental Break)

It'll make her smile and go down on her knees
So Whoa! Come bid... your manly blues Good-Bye
I swear you'll hear her sighing "Jeeees..."

It's gonna blaze you
She is gonna praise you - GIVE HER BUFF LOVE!
Go home and please her
Take your time, appease her - GIVE HER BUFF LOVE!

Give it to her!

(Crescendo)

GIVE HER BUFF LOVE! - BUFF!!!

(Climax)
© Peter Andersson.

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