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Song Parodies -> "Beware (If the manīs in fairy wear)"

Original Song Title:

"Heīs back (The man behind the mask)"

Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"Beware (If the manīs in fairy wear)"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Imagine this being instructions to a boy, sung by the bodyguards and staff at Neverland right before they let him meet Michael. Or even better, imagine it as a video of that. :-)
You must be wacko
And youīre jailbait now
Itīs a summer night
Your mumīs in debt
But you re-member these words
Weīll all be doinī alright

When you hear his voice
If you see his face
Or if he brings you cream
Pretend itīs real
And never rub his mon-key
If the monkey scream

Oh, butt-beware
If the manīs in fairy wear
Then heīs out of control
The Pan in fairy wear
Heīll be striked out, no parole

If sleeping in his room
Here on Neverland
If the door "blows" shut
Heīll hug your bones
If you canīt stay awake
Thatīs a bad mistake

Say the moonwalkīs dull
You will get a chance
To see "Home Alone"
To get you in mood
That is your best chance
For an audience

And, if you see his python
Get away if you can
Just scream for mummy
Or the elephant man
Heīs a slithering, black and white scam

Heīll be bad tonight
Heīll be smoothinī you
And he knows your age
So, donīt turn out the lights

Oh, end-beware
If the manīs in fairy wear
Then heīs out of control
The Pan in fairy wear
Heīll be striked out, no parole

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   4

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wdh - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
hehehehehe At first, reading the song's title, I thought it'd be about me ;-)
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
That comment is gonna give me nightmares for weeks! =8-O

The originalīs title is, and was ment to be, a clue though. ;-)
Diva - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Know 1, very good!
Clean Slate - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx Diva! (Pre-Vote Tally: 3 voters, one 4 on the pacing bit).

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