Song Parodies -> Beware (If the man´s in fairy wear)

Original Song Title:	"He´s back (The man behind the mask)"
Original Performer:	Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:	"Beware (If the man´s in fairy wear)"
Parody Written by:	Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

Imagine this being instructions to a boy, sung by the bodyguards and staff at Neverland right before they let him meet Michael. Or even better, imagine it as a video of that. :-)

You must be wacko
And you´re jailbait now
It´s a summer night
Your mum´s in debt
But you re-member these words
We´ll all be doin´ alright

When you hear his voice
If you see his face
Or if he brings you cream
Pretend it´s real
And never rub his mon-key
If the monkey scream

Oh, butt-beware
If the man´s in fairy wear
Then he´s out of control
Beware
The Pan in fairy wear
He´ll be striked out, no parole

If sleeping in his room
Here on Neverland
If the door "blows" shut
He´ll hug your bones
If you can´t stay awake
That´s a bad mistake

Say the moonwalk´s dull
You will get a chance
To see "Home Alone"
To get you in mood
That is your best chance
For an audience

And, if you see his python
Get away if you can
Just scream for mummy
Or the elephant man
He´s a slithering, black and white scam

He´ll be bad tonight
He´ll be smoothin´ you
And he knows your age
So, don´t turn out the lights

Oh, end-beware
If the man´s in fairy wear
Then he´s out of control
Beware
The Pan in fairy wear
He´ll be striked out, no parole

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wdh - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment

hehehehehe At first, reading the song's title, I thought it'd be about me ;-)

Know 1 can hear you dream - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment

That comment is gonna give me nightmares for weeks! =8-O

The original´s title is, and was ment to be, a clue though. ;-)

Diva - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment

Know 1, very good!

Clean Slate - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanx Diva! (Pre-Vote Tally: 3 voters, one 4 on the pacing bit).

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Song Parodies -> Beware (If the man´s in fairy wear)

"He´s back (The man behind the mask)"

Alice Cooper

"Beware (If the man´s in fairy wear)"

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

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