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Song Parodies -> "In the arms of Arwen"

Original Song Title:

"Arms of Loren"

Original Performer:

Evoke

Parody Song Title:

"In the arms of Arwen"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

I know it´s hard to believe, but deep down I´m a true romantic...
I saw her on the movie screen
An audit to the books
The story made by Tolkien
Been bettered by her looks
With time on her side
She´s hurting Eowyn
The way that she rides
Has caused some fans chagrin

They wanna be forever
In the arms of Ahhhrwen
Hundreds of years, whatever
In the arms
In the arms of Ahhhrwen
In the arms
In the arms
In the arms
In the arms
In the arms
In the arms
In the arms
In the Arms of Ahhhrwen

Now all of those (d)orcs, follows her everywhere

In Rivendell, Lothlórien
And in Fangorn and in Bree
They dream of how it could have been
Could they tangle in her tree
But under the mask
She dreams of Aragorn
He wouldn´t dare ask
If she´ll blow Gondor´s horn

He wants just her forever
Since he saw her that day
No other whatsoever
Just the arms
Just the arms of Ahhhrwen
In the arms
In the arms
In the arms
In the arms
In the arms
In the arms
In the arms
In the arms of Ahhhrwen

Then no more (d)orcs, follows her anywhere

Take me and not hiiim (Oh baby when you take me)
Take me and not hiiim (Oh baby when you take me)
Take me and not hiiim

Oh, we want you
But you want him
Oh, we want you
But you want him
In your arms
In your arms
In your arms
In your arms
In your arms

Repeat various previous till the Hobbits come home...
© Peter Andersson

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Arwen - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Dammit dammit dammit that I don't know the original...
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment
If I´ll ever find a midi or such I´ll let you know. :-)
rob - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
nice.... shame that this is the only version that has lyrics available on the internet... does the author know the proper lyrics? im sure its something like... I hared it on the radio I read it in the news The stories they report to us So (mad or they confused/ muddled and confused)?? With time on my side These ????, yeah The day that we cried Is just a memory now (Chorus) Why can't we be togther As were were back then How long (before or never)? In the arms, in the arms of Loren In the arms, in ther arms (repeat) Followed your life I followed your every move From paris to America From the back streets to success The thought of how we used to be Couldnt temper your excess And time after time I thought of why you left Was it my faukt Or was it always meant (chorus) Take me in your arms Oh aby when you take me Take me in your arms aah Oh i want you, wont you take me (repeat x3) In your arms in your arms (repeat) Chorus to fade... ANYONE FIL IN THE BLANKS?
Evoke - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Anyway...
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Hi Rob! Yes, I know the lyrics (as well as anyone else that can only find partial reconstructions like yours on the net). :-)

However I do have the original (or at least the version that was a minor hit here in Sweden) on tape, recorded from radio, and I was playing that nonstop when I wrote this parody, singing my own words over them all the way through at least twice before I posted it. The original lyrics has some pressed/stressed/growling/wobbling moments where probably only God knows exactly what word it is meant to be, but from a parodist's trying-to-follow-it-close-point of view that isn't necessarily bad. :-)
Chris Sedgewick - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Heres The Lyrics Ive Can Hear In The Version I Have, Am i Right ? Evoke â€" Arms Of Loren Come On, Come On, Come On, Come On, Come On, Come On, Come On, Come On, Come On, Come On, Come On, Come On, Come On, Come On, Come, Come, Come On Baby, Ohhh Oh Yeaah, Ohhh Oh Yeaah, Come On, Come On, Come On, Come On, I heard it on the radio, I read it in the news, The stories they report to us, So meddled they confuse, With time on my side, Its easy hurting now, (hey heyy) The day that we cried, is just a memory now, Why can’t we be together? I grew up like that, How long before I get there? In the arms, in the arms of Loren In the arms, In the arms, In the arms, In the arms, In the arms, In the arms, In the arms, In the arms of Loren Now close your eyes, I want to be with you, From Paris to America, From the backstreets to success, The thought of how we used to be, Could tamper your excess, And time after time, I wanna fly due west, hey heyy And was it my fault, Or was it always meant, Why can’t we be together? I grew up like that, How long before I get there? In the arms, in the arms of Loren In the arms, In the arms, In the arms, In the arms, In the arms, In the arms, In the arms, In the arms of Loren Take me in your arms Oh baby when you take me, Take me in your arms, Oh baby when you take me, Take me in your arms, Oh I want you, come on take me, oh I want you, come on take me, In your arms, In your arms, In your arms, In your arms, In your arms, Oooo ooo ooo ooo yeah Oh I want you, Why can’t we be together? How long before I get there, In your arms, In your arms, In your arms, In your arms, In your arms, Oooo ooo ooo ooo yeah In the arms of Loren In your arms, In your arms, In your arms, In your arms, In your arms, Oooo ooo ooo ooo yeah In the arms of Loren Oh I want you, Why can’t we be together? How long before I get there, In your arms, In your arms, In your arms, In your arms, In your arms, Oooo ooo ooo ooo yeah
Kashybaby - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
i can't belive that the actual lyrics aren't available somewhere on the net! it's especially weird since practically every site which does actually review this track makes a point of commenting on what amazing lyrics they are. FTR, what an absolute classic track. Ferry Corsten Remix leaves me floored every time!

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