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Song Parodies -> "My Mama Read (the Necronomicon)"

Original Song Title:

"My Mama Said"

Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"My Mama Read (the Necronomicon)"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

The original song was used in a One Week Notice round not long ago. As the host I actually wrote two parodies for that round, but decided to sit on this one for Halloween. It's possibly the shortest horror story you will ever hear.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
In a cellar it was laying
With a chant up for displaying
Oh, my mama read
Now for that Cthulhu's out of bed
My mama read
Words out loud that no-one should have said

Necronomicon she told me
Brings the Old Gods, and she showed me
Oh, my mama read
Worms and maggots crawled out of her head
My mama read
Pa and me we turned around and fled
From the things she brought to life
Didn't wanna die
Da-da-da Da-da-da Die!

All these horrors she has risen
Out of some type cosmic prison
They will us behead
Even unbelievers shake in dread
(My mama read)
My mama treads
Mankind dies and streets are flowing red
(My mama read)
Now the things she brought to life
Eats us as we die
Da-da-da Da-da-da Die!

As the sun goes out it's dimming
Only North Korea's hymning
Oh, my mama read
And the Boogeymen came out to shred
(My mama read)
They're up ahead
Only Facebook had a faster spread
(My mama read)
But these things we will not Like
Likely we will die
We-no-no, we-no-No Like!
We-no-no, we-no-No Like!
We-no-no, we-no-No Like!
We-no-no, we-no-No Like!
We-no-no, we-no-No Like!

© Peter Andersson. (There wasn't room for a happy ending, not even a Scooby-Doo twist).

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Matthias - October 31, 2017 - Report this comment
Looks like you're keeping Halloween alive! Great internal rhyming here :-P Really though this was awesome! Now you have 2 songs about the Necronomicon!
Agrimorfee - October 31, 2017 - Report this comment
As Bruce "Ash" Campbell of Evil Dead trilogy would say--"Groovy!"

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