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Song Parodies -> "Miniscule"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Miley Cyrus

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This one's for the current round of ONE WEEK CHALLENGE, this time again hosted by Matthias. (You too can be a host and help us save Amiright, or just join a round for fun – details are to be found under ”Amiright Events” on the front page).

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You never should flip a witch, or insult a coven
You'll get some payback for sure
Under the gun when she's waving the wand
And now it stands clear, that I'm sorry that I did
'Cause now when I pee, my dick I'm seeing slimmed

I never thought I would drink, or grasping for spam
I remember her cursin', now size is reversin'
And five inches I've been impaired, hardly shows in my hand

'Cos I was damned
Now I'm screwed
I'm feeling blue
It's miniscule
Out of true
It's miniscule
Curse the view!

I watched an inch go down as I was spanking
I've spent the gist of the week, slipping while wanking
My wood's old given nickname is no longer "Miles"
Changing since my package's lame, now it's "Dime and Change"
And it is not what was erstwhile, when I'm taking a piss
That's when I like my sis, has to sit or I'll miss

If there's a way to get back my olden schlong
I will resort to extort so don't thwart, just abort and escort me
I'll be off gettin' it on

'Cos I was damned
By a shrew
Her witchy coup
It made me blue
Out of true
Curse the view!

(Interlude: Moaning)

I've been screwed
Balls are blue
Dick's miniscule
Curse the view!

When I now do the splits it won't touch the floor
Last night my bae started laughing and I was embarassed
As I must conclude that it's all on my part
Now it's like a wart
I've been voodooed
It's miniscule

© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Matthias - February 09, 2018 - Report this comment
This was honestly one of the funniest song I’ve ever read by you! The images in my mind alone are making me laugh at this poor dickless schmuck! Well done my friend!
Agrimorfee - February 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Ah, but they say size don't matter...555
bobpiecheese - February 09, 2018 - Report this comment
My money's on this just being excuse for drawing a bad genetic hand ;) Could've been a repetitive joke but this was fantastically written stuff. 555!

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