Song Parodies -> (Where's) That Global Warming?
| Original Song Title: | "The Final Countdown" |
| Original Performer: | Europe |
| Parody Song Title: | "(Where's) That Global Warming?" |
| Parody Written by: | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
Last winter was so cold it was effing awful, the spring wasn't much better, the summer was mostly rain, rain, rain and more rain (except for the occasional hailstorm on my vacation) and so far this autumn the week taking us from September to October is the coldest in at least ten years. So I gotta wonder, where's that global warming when you need it? I want it! I want it now! I've done my part, I've been excessive with aerosol spray, I've avoided trains to take the car and I've eaten enough beans to become a one man methane factory, I deserve some global warming!
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A video version of the original song can currently be found here:
http://www.videocure.com/video/181140.html
We're freezing in Sweden
The weather here's hell
Those outside don't come back
They died where they fell
This year had no summer at all
Now winter's on (snow will come)
Will it ever be above 5° again?
Where's that global warming?
Come global warming!
A climate like Venus
The green party told
Heat'll rise like a penis
And skin will burn old
But we're outta heaters to blow
And shaking like hounds (on the ground)
I sure think Al Gore is a ho!
Where's that global warming?
Come global warming!
Come global warming!!
(GUITAR SOLO - BY MODERN STANDARDS NOT SO HOT)
Repeat chorus 'til your vocal cords get warm
The weather here's hell
Those outside don't come back
They died where they fell
This year had no summer at all
Now winter's on (snow will come)
Will it ever be above 5° again?
Where's that global warming?
Come global warming!
A climate like Venus
The green party told
Heat'll rise like a penis
And skin will burn old
But we're outta heaters to blow
And shaking like hounds (on the ground)
I sure think Al Gore is a ho!
Where's that global warming?
Come global warming!
Come global warming!!
(GUITAR SOLO - BY MODERN STANDARDS NOT SO HOT)
Repeat chorus 'til your vocal cords get warm
© Peter Andersson.
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Well,here isn't much better.Winter is cold for like a month or two,spring is pretty much bearable,this summer was friggin' hot,and the only time this fall was cold,was like (combined) 2 weeks.Maybe we should trade places?
Turtles naturally inhabit climes warmer than Sweden, but this past winter was unusually cold; the once-in-a-century cluster of hurricanes from five years ago has seen hardly any since, contrary to the dire predictions that that would become "typical", or worse; and it snowed in Los Angeles in some record-breaking amount or place last winter, IIRC. 555, and have some more schnapps to take the chill off. Skoal! (or Skäal!)
Popped back in to see if you'd replied to my oh, so wonderfully witty comment.. only to find I'd not left the comment at all. Bugger. Can't remember what it was now. Oh, well...
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This is view # 87
The Final Countdown album at Amazon.com
