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Song Parodies -> "Sleuth Principal"

Original Song Title:

"Smooth Criminal"

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Sleuth Principal"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This one's for the JACKSON UNIVERSITY themed Amiright Reunion tomorrow Friday, September 28. There's a 99 percent chance I won't be able to post for the Friday update, so now I'm posting it one day ahead - if nothing else it might serve as a reminder that YOU still got some hours left to complete and post YOUR parody song for this event.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Bastard's peeking through the window
So you don't play some Nintendo
When he sent you to detention
If he finds out, it'll be lengthened
No gum underneath the table
And no crib sheets, or finagle
If you're slouching in the class room
You'll be sent home, as his mouth spume

Abbey got a degrade
To an effing F grade
For her poor A-B-C

Billy got a tirade
When in the arcade
And a boss fight for free

Charlie he was surveyed
With a girl's eyeshade
Guess he don't like trannies

Davey got a band aid
And lost his switchblade
Then bent over his knee

Every single school day
His surveillance has no off-day
He's a horder of info
All the bad stuff, like an evil nanny
He will call all of the parents
Hence their uptick in depressants
Bring a porn mag to the break room
You'll be kicked out, as his mouth spume

Danny he was yelled at
When he spelled out that
Word potato with E

Millie got a shiner
But she's a little whiner
So she had it coming

Donald got a beating
For excessiv tweeting
In the classroom, oh gee

They've been caught by
They've been caught by our sleuth principal

So if you are in the hallway
Have your hall pass, clear on display
He don't buy some old evations
If you don't know your equations

Tommy, in the lunch queue
Showed off a tattoo
And got a knee to the D

Queenie's half nude selfie
Was rather gutsy
But she's now absentee

Billy's in a plaster
Our school's headmaster
Says he was tranqed from a tree

Guess he had a meltdown
From the letdown
Of our poor S-A-Ts

Every single weekday
His surveillance has no off-day
He's a drone and an oxbow
And his lessons filled with brimstone fire
He will come to your apartment
With a complaint and a warrant
Hide no reefer in your bedroom
You'll be locked up, as his mouth spume

Faculty's in schisms
His exorcisms'
Not everyone's cup of tea

We're in fear off...
All' in fear off our sleuth principal

"OK, I want everybody to clear that lyrics sheet - RIGHT NOW!!!"

© Peter Andersson.

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Agrimorfee - September 27, 2018 - Report this comment
Great subs all over the "Annie are you OK" refrain! 555. Remings me of Principal Greedyguts from the Jacob Two Two cartoon show from Canada--or the mortal persona of Captain Underpants! However, your description of of the principal as an oxbow gave me pause. I had to look up oxbow, and was at first perplexed by definition 1 as "a U-shaped bend in the course of a river"...but then I read definition 2, "a U-shaped collar of an ox yoke", which actually makes a bit more sense. Looking forward to tomorrow's MJ onslaught!
paul robinson - September 27, 2018 - Report this comment
What JACKSON UNIVERSITY themed Amiright Reunion? Hmmm...well, probably not going to be able to put anything together today, my lazy/fat retired ass actually has some errands & stuff to run. Peter, I like your rhyme scheme a whole bunch - very clever.
Agrimorfee - September 27, 2018 - Report this comment
^^ . Paul, by chance do you use Facebook?
Matthias - September 27, 2018 - Report this comment
I haven’t checked Amiright in a couple weeks so I totally missed this one until now. I freaking loved it. So many original things for these bad students to get into trouble for doing. I liked the young Donald Trump reference too. This is brilliant and hopefully won’t be overlooked because everybody’s going to submit their parodies tomorrow.
paul robinson - September 28, 2018 - Report this comment
Agri - Facebook? No, 'fraid I don't. I did sign up for it a while back, but just decided it was too much for me.
Peter Andersson - September 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks Agri, Matty and Paul. I wasn't sure to use oxbow but I kinda ran out of rhymes/words about surveillance, and yokes and oxbows are common in old Swedish films, not only because they really existed, but as enhancing symbolisms for how hard life was for everyone on the countryside back in the day. And as my principal gets increasingly insane I figured it didn't fit too bad in that segment.

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