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Song Parodies -> "Scandinavian Yob"

Original Song Title:

"All American Boy"

Original Performer:

Y & T

Parody Song Title:

"Scandinavian Yob"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

I once introduced a parody to you as Scandinavia 101 - The Crash Course ("Reindeer Horn Buyers Get Elk Poop For Free") so I guess I have to say now that this educational little ditty is Scandinavia 102.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff3eoVpvu9s
I got an '87 Volvo with holes through the floor
Fleece slacks, dog with ticks, porn in the drawer
Ericsson phone, booze from "the store"
And I hold sheep so I can score

I'm just a moonshine and keg-loving Scandinavian yob
I'm just a moonshine and keg-loving Scandinavian yob

I'm a stream master baiter and a bear I've shot
Zit cheeks a million like a pizza in rot
Getting snow in my scooter's just a day at the job
I live with my mother, basements' making me sob

I'm just a homely an' tied down dumb Scandinavian yob
I'm just a homely an' tied down dumb Scandinavian yob

Well I'm nice to dogs and to kids and my gran
The flu's hitting me like every man in the land
Then social secur'ty gives my dough back - grand!

I'm just a tag-numbered, tax paying Scandinavian yob
I'm just a tag-numbered, tax paying Scandinavian yob
I'm just a tag-numbered, tax paying Scandinavian yob
I'm just a tag-numbered, tax paying Scandinavian yob
© Peter Andersson.

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Old Man Ribber - December 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Peter - Yumping Yimminy! I proclaim you to be the Henrik Ibsen and Hans Christian Andersen of Nordic parody! ;D
Rod W - December 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Hadn't heard this prior to your link. You nailed it! First line reminds me of the toughest car I ever owned, a '74 Volvo. Fun parody!
AFW - December 14, 2010 - Report this comment
I guess that a Scand-Yob would then be the equivalent of our redneck, or hillbilly...good humorous parody
Below Average Dave - December 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Not quite Reindeer Horn Buyers Get Elk Poop for Free, but still fun. . .I still really enjoy that recording. .

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