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Song Parodies -> "Take My Little Quiz"

Original Song Title:

"Give A Little Love"

Original Performer:

Bugsy Malone Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Take My Little Quiz"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This is my contribution to the ONE WEEK NOTICE hosted by Agrimorfee September 15 to 22. Please also check the messageboard because there Matthias some time today Friday is gonna throw down the brand new OWN for September 22 to 29.

A YouTube version of the original song (in this round) can currently be found here.
I'm gonna ask anything that is coming to me
And ask my muse to go strange
I'll be abstaining from giving much thought
Maybe we will see that I really ought
Don't-be-bored!

I'm gonna pass anything that she's throwing at me
Except for chocolate bars
My brain's lopsided
Works better provided
With fudge an' dairy cream I'm powered

I'm gonna ask anything that is coming to me
No matter stupid or good
I won't refine it
I will not deny that
You can take the test that's startin' HERE guys!

-Where's the city Perth?
-What's the first mag printing weight of children at their birth?
-Tell guys!

-Where's the Hinterland?
-Why can I not find it on my map here underhand?
-Why does an anthill march out single file?
-Why does my girlfriend never smile?

I'm gonna do anything that my muse throws at me
Yes, even Hollywood stars
Jennifer Lawrence
A weekly recurrence
Could be with horny dreams I'm powered

You take my little quiz
And new knowledge comes to you
-Where grows the Aglaomorpha?

And know your IQ's to up-number
For the things that you learn to do
-How best a cat to declaw?

You take my little quiz
And weird knowledge comes to you
-How best to juggle chainsaws?

And know your IQ's to up-number
For the things that you're googling through
-Fav quotes by George Bernard Shaw?

You take my little quiz
And meme knowledge comes to you
-Who lived green on Dagobah?

And know your IQ's to up-number
From this quest that I send to you
-What is the Parkinson's Law?

You take my little quiz
And rad knowledge comes to you
-How best whack mother-in-laws?

And know your IQ's to up-number
From the lines that you're reading through
-At least I hope that you do!

© Peter Andersson.

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Matthias - September 22, 2017 - Report this comment
I know the Dagobah answer... As for the other quiz questions I think you bested me. Good idea and well done!
Agrimorfee - September 22, 2017 - Report this comment
So lemme get this straight--your narrator is a super-genius who is powered up by chocolate bars? Quite surreal. 555
Rob Arndt - September 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Hmm... Let me guess. Perth is in Western Australia. Mag printing weight is possibly 55.7g. Hinterland is in Aberystwyth. Girlfriend has Moebius Syndrome. Ants follow the scent of their leader. Aglaomorpha is a genus of ferns in the Polypodiaceae family. Cat declawing best using excisional method. Chainsaw juggling best when the teeth are removed. A Bernard Shaw favorite as example: "Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself." Yoda lived on Dagobah. Parkinson's Law is the adage that work expands so as to fill the time available for it's completion. How to kill your mother-in-law best- poison.
Phil Alexander - September 25, 2017 - Report this comment
:-) As a frequent quizmaster, I resemble this parody. Though I don't think I've ever asked how to juggle chainsaws or the best way of whacking mothers-in-law

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