-> "Booty Women (Don't Stay Hungry Long)"
Original Song Title:
"Texas Women (Don't Stay Lonely Long)"
Parody Song Title:
"Booty Women (Don't Stay Hungry Long)"
The Lyrics
I'll bet by the time they get pass seconds
They'll be order in more pork and beans
They'll chow down on cow steaks - buy the dozen, behold!
And as an appetizer pancakes and a bowl of cream
Something tells me our supplies will be gone
The ad "eat all you want" will be our doom
'Cos Heaven knows these girls was born to smoke crepes
And booty women don't stay hungry long
It's a fact that women like the ones I serve
They'll find all at their taste, in a restaurant
All the same, their manners getting on my nerves
They don't like waiters much
'Cos booty women don't stay hungry long
I've sure come to think they'll eat forever
They will send us straight to bankruptcy
And now they stomp the floor, re-demanding pork chops
And trays to pick up pieces and more a la carte
Sure wish I could close down an' say I'm sorry
But that'd be getting in a combat zone
I fear they mean it when they flirt and say they'll eat me
These booty women don't stay hungry long
Repeat Chorus x 2
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